[Podcast] Episode 001 – Holidays, Lines, Mandalorians, and NoFap
What sucks about the holidays? Find out in the very first episode of Delusions of Grandeur!...
[YouTube] “I Have Your Package!” – A Checkers Prank Call
In 2013 I went to war with Checkers/Rallys over fucked up food and poor service....
DEAR JUAN: Is there a Santa Claus?
Feliz Navidad amigos!...
Rage Against The Road: Volume 2
Here are some more reasons to hate driving....
Firecrackers are stupid
Firecrackers are stupid, and so are the people who like them....
The Ten Commandments of AJnet
Last night as I lay down for bed, I got to thinking: What if I wrote the Ten Commandments?...
I finally made it lads
I finally hit the big time!...
[YouTube] My Immature Sandwich Box
People tell me my sandwich box is immature. I tell them they can fuck themselves....
Skinwalkers are pussies
Skinwalkers are pussies, and I could knock one out....
AJ makes a Four Horsemen. Drunkeness ensues.
I haven’t been updating much. I’d like to say that I’ve been doing something worthwhile with my time, but I’d be lying (okay, I guess...
Toblerone bars are fucking awesome
Behold, the apex of candy: For you heathen bastards who don’t recognize this work of edible epicness, it’s a Toblerone bar. What the fuck is...
Where I’ve been
Some of you thought I was dead, most likely murdered by the Cartel or one of the many other groups of people I’ve insulted over...
What happens when you fuck up my food
Some time ago, the local Checkers (Rally’s to some of you) fucked up my order. Worse, they took 20 minutes to do it....
Tomatoes taste like shit
If you took a clump of shit, rolled it into a ball, and dyed it red, you’d have a tomato. Tomatoes ruin anything they touch...
April Fool’s Day sucks
From: Maddox <[email protected]> Subject: My Nigga Hey Angry Jerk, it’s your biggest fan again. Just wanted to let you know that I’ve begun work on...