[Podcast] Episode 004 – Coronavirus Emergency Broadcast Podcast
The coronavirus is here!...
[Podcast] Episode 003 – Jeffrey Epstein is Still Alive
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself… because he’s actually still alive! AJ puts on his tin foil hat and explains his reasoning for this seemingly outlandish...
[Podcast] Episode 002 – The Lonely Hearts Special
Single guys don’t always appreciate how good they have it on Valentine’s Day....
NoFap: Bunk or Based? – An Experiment
Is there a point to doing NoFap, or are all these people just jerking us around?...
[YouTube] How to SPEED UP Openshot Video Editor! (Working 2020)
Openshot Video Editor is known for being slow. In this video, I show you how to fix that....
[Podcast] Episode 001 – Holidays, Lines, Mandalorians, and NoFap
What sucks about the holidays? Find out in the very first episode of Delusions of Grandeur!...
[YouTube] “I Have Your Package!” – A Checkers Prank Call
In 2013 I went to war with Checkers/Rallys over fucked up food and poor service....
DEAR JUAN: Is there a Santa Claus?
Feliz Navidad amigos!...
The Ten Commandments of AJnet
Last night as I lay down for bed, I got to thinking: What if I wrote the Ten Commandments?...
Skinwalkers are pussies
Skinwalkers are pussies, and I could knock one out....
AJ makes a Four Horsemen. Drunkeness ensues.
I haven’t been updating much. I’d like to say that I’ve been doing something worthwhile with my time, but I’d be lying (okay, I guess...
Toblerone bars are fucking awesome
Behold, the apex of candy: For you heathen bastards who don’t recognize this work of edible epicness, it’s a Toblerone bar. What the fuck is...
Where I’ve been
Some of you thought I was dead, most likely murdered by the Cartel or one of the many other groups of people I’ve insulted over...
What happens when you fuck up my food
Some time ago, the local Checkers (Rally’s to some of you) fucked up my order. Worse, they took 20 minutes to do it....
Tomatoes taste like shit
If you took a clump of shit, rolled it into a ball, and dyed it red, you’d have a tomato. Tomatoes ruin anything they touch...