Category: Miscellaneous

Toblerone bars are fucking awesome

Behold, the apex of candy: For you heathen bastards who don’t recognize this work of edible epicness, it’s a Toblerone bar. What the fuck is...

Where I’ve been

Some of you thought I was dead, most likely murdered by the Cartel or one of the many other groups of people I’ve insulted over...

Tomatoes taste like shit

If you took a clump of shit, rolled it into a ball, and dyed it red, you’d have a tomato. Tomatoes ruin anything they touch...

Planet Fitness is for fags

During our travels, me and some friends were placed in the vicinity of a Planet Fitness gym. I’ve been tossing around the idea of joining...

2011: A look back

In what I hope will become a yearly tradition here at AngryJerk.net, here’s my take on some of the past year’s events, some of which...

Going postal

Today I went to the post office. All I had to do was mail a small package to a friend. That’s it. Sounds simple enough,...