Yo what is this bullshit Im hearing about Katy Perry being kicked off Sesame Street for having big tits. That’s some major bullshit. Is Sesame Street full of fucking faggots or something? What the fuck mayn? Look at this bitch. I FUCKING SAID LOOK AT THIS BITCH MANL
I would bust a nut all up in her cunt shit man. Holy mother of fuck look at those giant ass titties they’re calling my name. “AJ,” they say, “Come stick your fdick in bettween us man. Fuck us then pull Katy Perry’s hair as you fuck her from behind becuase doggystyle is your fav position.” Oh damn man I would smack that fucking ass red white abd blue because I’m a real American. Damn man Katy Perry probably knows how to fuck like a fucking champ look at that bitch man I bet she sucks a mean dick. Yo man I could get behind that if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge. I dont mean to cheat on my queen Tarja Turunen but I would love Tarja so fucking nice whereas I woukld just fuck the fucking shit out of Katy Perry ipso facto vis-a-vi concordedly.
OH SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE BANGING YO A THREEWAY WITH KATY PERRY ANF TARJA TURUNEN. I WAS DRINKING RIGHT AND THERE WAS THIS 14 YEAR OLD KID WHO SAID HE HATES KATY PERRY SO I BROKE A BOTTLE OF YUENGLING OVER HIS HEAD AND THEN I GOT EVEn madder because the bottle still had half in it and shit and I wasted half a 32 oz bottle of the good shit man the FUCKING YUENGLING. I FUCKING WASTED IT MANNNNN.
Hey did I tell you about the one time I got a blowjob in the movie theater from this one girl?
Anyway Sesame Street is fuckin gay because they kicked KAty Perry off for having big tits I mean really come on now? Yo Elmo I will fuck your faggot red ass up. You’re red becyase your a fucking COMMIE FUCK YOU ELMO YOU FUCKING COMMUNIST COCKSUCKER I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ELMO YOU HEAR ME SAMURAI JACK SAID HE GOT MY BACK AND SO DO THOSE PEOPLE FROM SYMBIONIC TITAN
Why did they cancel Symbionic Titan? Oh yeah because people are fucking morons and dont appreciate good Tv give those faggots their dick jokes and bland anime fight bullshit BECAUSE YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK I HOPE YOU DIE IN FIRES AND YOUR MOMS GET AIDS FROM BEING FUCKIN WHORES HAHAHAHA
Oh yeah and Elmo I hate you so much why did you get Katy Perry kicked off Sesame treet from having big titties look at this people I SAID FUCKIN LOOK DICKERS:
Shes got her mouth open for my dick and everything man like :Oh AJ cram your dick in my mouth let me suck your balls dry UI love the taste of AJ’s cum” The URL of the pictre is “holy.jpg” because I went to type “holy_shit_look_At_dem_ttities” but accidentally hit enter cuz I’m drunk but its cool because those tits are so divine that they’re holy.
No but really I hope my plot to fuck my coworkers niece works cuz that would be hella funny and also she is hot (the niece not the coworker ewwww) and I like sex. HEy who doesnt like sex oh yeah ELMO BECAUSE HE IS GAY
I hate you elmo my hatred for you burns like the fiery heat of a hundred thousand super novas or like a smoking hot redhead I fucking love redheads I also love chicks with black hair and green eyes that shit is fucking hot yo. But really I aint picky if you got the personality you got AJ’s loving.
Fuck you Elmo
KAty Perry I want you
Tarja Turunen you are beautiful like the 2nd moon of C’rrtlar (thats the 5th planet orbitting the star Alpha Draconis you shitty fucking human scum)
Now I look all romantic and deep and shit
Elmo you still a faggot ass bitch
Katy PErry you’re hot
Happy Memorial Day. Here’s a picture of a SOLDIER:
Okay well he finds out later he wasnt in SOLDIER and it was that faggot Zack, but FFVII kicks ass and yo mamma.
Im gonna go fall sleepies now k