Fuck Sesame Street

Yo what is this bullshit Im hearing about Katy Perry being kicked off Sesame Street for having big tits. That’s some major bullshit. Is Sesame Street full of fucking faggots or something? What the fuck mayn? Look at this bitch. I FUCKING SAID LOOK AT THIS BITCH MANL

I would bust a nut all up in her cunt shit man. Holy mother of fuck look at those giant ass titties they’re calling my name. “AJ,” they say, “Come stick your fdick in bettween us man. Fuck us then pull Katy Perry’s hair as you fuck her from behind becuase doggystyle is your fav position.” Oh damn man I would smack that fucking ass red white abd blue because I’m a real American. Damn man Katy Perry probably knows how to fuck like a fucking champ look at that bitch man I bet she sucks a mean dick. Yo man I could get behind that if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge. I dont mean to cheat on my queen Tarja Turunen but I would love Tarja so fucking nice whereas I woukld just fuck the fucking shit out of Katy Perry ipso facto vis-a-vi concordedly.


Hey did I tell you about the one time I got a blowjob in the movie theater from this one girl?

Anyway Sesame Street is fuckin gay because they kicked KAty Perry off for having big tits I mean really come on now? Yo Elmo I will fuck your faggot red ass up. You’re red becyase your a fucking COMMIE FUCK YOU ELMO YOU FUCKING COMMUNIST COCKSUCKER I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ELMO YOU HEAR ME SAMURAI JACK SAID HE GOT MY BACK AND SO DO THOSE PEOPLE FROM SYMBIONIC TITAN

Why did they cancel Symbionic Titan? Oh yeah because people are fucking morons and dont appreciate good Tv give those faggots their dick jokes and bland anime fight bullshit BECAUSE YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK I HOPE YOU DIE IN FIRES AND YOUR MOMS GET AIDS FROM BEING FUCKIN WHORES HAHAHAHA

Oh yeah and Elmo I hate you so much why did you get Katy Perry kicked off Sesame treet from having big titties look at this people I SAID FUCKIN LOOK DICKERS:

Shes got her mouth open for my dick and everything man like :Oh AJ cram your dick in my mouth let me suck your balls dry UI love the taste of AJ’s cum” The URL of the pictre is “holy.jpg” because I went to type “holy_shit_look_At_dem_ttities” but accidentally hit enter cuz I’m drunk but its cool because those tits are so divine that they’re holy.

No but really I hope my plot to fuck my coworkers niece works cuz that would be hella funny and also she is hot (the niece not the coworker ewwww) and I like sex. HEy who doesnt like sex oh yeah ELMO BECAUSE HE IS GAY

I hate you elmo my hatred for you burns like the fiery heat of a hundred thousand super novas or like a smoking hot redhead I fucking love redheads I also love chicks with black hair and green eyes that shit is fucking hot yo. But really I aint picky if you got the personality you got AJ’s loving.

Fuck you Elmo

KAty Perry I want you

Tarja Turunen you are beautiful like the 2nd moon of C’rrtlar (thats the 5th planet orbitting the star Alpha Draconis you shitty fucking human scum)

Now I look all romantic and deep and shit

Later gators

Elmo you still a faggot ass bitch

Katy PErry you’re hot

Happy Memorial Day. Here’s a picture of a SOLDIER:

Okay well he finds out later he wasnt in SOLDIER and it was that faggot Zack, but FFVII kicks ass and yo mamma.

Im gonna go fall sleepies now k

Harold Camping is a fucking idiot

“No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”

Matthew 24:36

“Harold Camping is fucking stupid.”

Angry_Jerk 5:16

Looks like someone didn’t get the memo.

According to evangelist Harold Camping, the Rapture is set to occur on May 21, 2011, with Judgement Day being five months later on October 21. That’s right folks, in less than a week we’re all going to be fucked to Hell (or rather non-existence) while these self-righteous tools are lifted into Heaven to serve their God for all eternity. The plantation’s gonna burn, and the master only has room in the house for 2% of his slaves. Only the most loyal and hard-working slaves will be rewarded with salvation, while us rebellious slaves will be left to perish.

I’m not taking issue with people having their own religious beliefs, even if I may find those beliefs to be complete and utter bullshit. Freedom of religion is a basic and inalienable human right. What I DO take issue with are assholes like Harold Camping who prey on those that they perceive to be weak and sheepish. Camping is taking advantage of the fears of religious people, and using it to build a following to make himself appear like some sort of a prophet and boost his own ego. Put simply, he has a Messiah Complex, and every person who chooses to follow him is feeding it. If you’re one of the many people who actually abandoned their entire lives to join Harold Camping’s Caravan of Idiocy, I hope this article will serve as a wake-up call and encourage you to rethink your actions. Hope for you is not lost, since you obviously have some doubts if you were able to seek out this site.

Hilariously enough, the best way to dispel this guy’s claims is with the same Bible he grotesquely misinterprets.

1. Even Jesus doesn’t know when the end is. (Matthew 24:36)

In case you’re fucking blind and somehow missed the first line of text at the beginning of this article, the Bible says that no one, not even Jesus Christ himself, knows the time that the Rapture and Judgement Day will occur. Camping attempts to rebut this using another Biblical quote:

He said to them: “It is not for you to know the times or dates the Father has set by his own authority. But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth.”

Acts 1:7-8

This is stated by Jesus to a group of personally hand-picked apostles, in reference to Jesus’s return.

Firstly, Camping has very loosely (and in my opinion, very poorly) interpreted this passage. Nowhere does it imply that the apostles will be made aware of the date. In fact, Jesus pretty clearly states the exact opposite. While it says that they will receive “power”, this “power” isn’t outright specified. My interpretation would be that “[receiving] power” refers to becoming emboldened to preach that Christ will return at an undisclosed point in time.

Second, even if the “power” the apostles received did refer to knowledge of the date of the Rapture, the passage only refers to the apostles that were present, and not anyone else after them. Unless Harold Camping has invented time travel (and if he has he’d better watch out because I’m going to jack him for his time machine), he is not one of those apostles.

Seeing as even Christ himself doesn’t know the exact date, this means that Camping is trying to exalt himself above Christ, one of the things that the Antichrist is supposed to do. Which leads me to my next one.

2. Camping completely disregards the Book of Revelation.

The Book of Revelation (arguably the coolest part of the Bible) is meant to depict, among other things, the Rapture, the return of Christ, and Judgement Day.

Whereas Camping says that the timespan between the Rapture and Judgement Day will be five months, the Book of Revelation gives us a period of seven years, complete with tons of awesome stuff in between, like the rise of the Antichrist, wars, plagues, and even an army of 200 million horsemen. This period of time is meant to give those who weren’t taken during the Rapture a chance to redeem themselves in the eyes of God. Christians, who are you going to trust: The Bible, or some guy who cherry-picks stuff from it?

C’mon Harold, how could you miss this?

3. Camping’s reasoning for the date is completely made-up.

In this interview, Camping tells us he reasoning for the date of May 21, 2011:

The number 5, Camping concluded, equals “atonement.” Ten is “completeness.” Seventeen means “heaven.” Camping patiently explained how he reached his conclusion for May 21, 2011.

“Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.,” he began. “Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that’s 1,978 years.”

Camping then multiplied 1,978 by 365.2422 days – the number of days in each solar year, not to be confused with a calendar year.

Next, Camping noted that April 1 to May 21 encompasses 51 days. Add 51 to the sum of previous multiplication total, and it equals 722,500.

Camping realized that (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500.

Camping has essentially pulled the numbers 5, 10, and 17 out of his ass. On top of that, he gives no reason for deciding to go from April 1 to May 21 to obtain the 51 days he adds to obtain the number 722,500. Nice round number I guess? Who fucking knows?

4. Camping and his followers are all guilty of pride.

By asserting that they are going to be saved, and that they have some kind of information that will save others, they are guilty of one of the greatest sins of all: PRIDE. Pride is the same sin that led to Satan being thrown out of Heaven, so you know God doesn’t take it too lightly. To quote Proverbs 29:23, your arrogance will be your downfall.


Better set your next date a bit further, Harold. Maybe in 2022, when you’ll already be dead of old age and not have to explain yourself to the few people still naïve enough to place their faith in you after May 21 comes to pass.

Wake up people, and stop believing this senile fraud.

Fuck you, I’ll write what I want

This site is my outlet.

When I get very pissed off or annoyed by something or someone, I write about it. If I get pumped about something, I write about it. If I feel like writing anything at all, I fucking write it. This is my website, not anyone else’s. I write for me. If you don’t like what I write, here’s the door, don’t let it hit you on the ass. If you like what I have to say, then you’re of course more than welcome to stick around.

Here, I’m going to address some of the most common criticisms of my website. Because I totally care what you faggots think.

“(Article) was full of factual errors and logical fallacies/Where are the sources for your claims?”

I’m growing real tired of seeing all these pseudo-intellectuals going around trying to dissect websites like mine as if they were critiquing a thesis paper or something. Yes, many of my articles contain factual errors and logical fallacies. I don’t fact-check jack shit, because quite frankly, I just don’t give a fuck. None of these articles are meant to pass as scholarly works of research or whatever. I could write a well thought out dissertation on why I dislike many aspects of the current government, or a scathing yet serious review of the latest shitty movie, but I’m not doing this for a grade or for acceptance by others. Why would you blindly accept something on the internet as fact without looking into it first? I’m not your personal encyclopedia. If you’re really that skeptical of something I say, look it up yourself!

I mean, seriously, what are you expecting from a site whose tagline is “Profanity, Inanity, Insanity”? Get real, people.

“You try too hard to be edgy with your controversial opinions and blatant racism.”

My opinions are my opinions, completely unfabricated. This isn’t some troll site meant to elicit anger out of people who read it, though I’ll concede that it did start out that way.

I’m not trying to do anything other than write whatever’s on my mind at the time. If something “controversial” is on my mind at the time, I’m going to write about it no-holds-barred. If an article contains racial slurs or an opinion that differs from the accepted norm, then that’s what I’m feeling at the time. Using racial slurs isn’t racist, judging someone purely based on their ethnicity is.

“You’re just some conservative/Republican douchebag.”

I’m not conservative, nor am I a Republican’t. I’m not liberal, nor am I a Dummocrat. If something makes sense to me, I agree with it, even if it came from a total asshole like Rush Limbaugh or Michael Moore. I don’t blindly hold allegiance to anyone or anything, even if they hold similar ideals as me.

“Your words in (newer article) contradict your words in (older article).”

I’ve never been afraid to admit I’m wrong about something, nor am I completely close-minded. Back in the early days of this site, I incessantly bashed the military, whereas now I’m more inclined to respect them for putting their lives on the line for something that they genuinely feel is right, even if I disagree with it. More or less, I’ve done some growing up in the past 4 years, and things I said back then might not apply now.

“You write too much about (topic).”

Like I said, I write whatever’s on my mind at the time, be it politics, religion, my shitty job, or my social circle. If I feel like writing about something, I do it. I try not to write about the same exact thing over and over, but sometimes it just happens.

Think of this site as my public journal, where I write what I’m feeling about something at the time and let you read it.

If you don’t like my website, you can always start your own. Alternatively, you can fuck off and not read it.