WIT: What I Thought about Stranger Things, Season 2
I finally got around to watching the second season of Stranger Things....
WIT: What I Thought about Stranger Things, Season 1
I finally got around to watching the first season of Stranger Things....
I liked it better when Maddox was right (Oz the Great and Powerful)
Was “Oz the Great and Powerful” really a rip-off of “Army of Darkness”? I don’t think so, Tim....
Star Wars: The Last Jedi – A very late review
Star Wars: The Last Jedi was a fuckfest of poorly-written bullshit....
Things I learned from “Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius”
For a kid’s movie, I’ve always liked “Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius”. How can you not?...
You are NOT a Jersey Shore character, now shut the fuck up
THIS IS NOT YOU. I’m sick and tired of these stupid fucks who can’t watch an episode of Jersey Shore without feeling the need to...
Twilight bashing is fucking stupid
When it comes to the Twilight series, it’s the same fucking thing everywhere I go. Over and over, people are parroting the same cliche opinions...
Aqua Teen Hunger Force sucks
The other night, I had the misfortune of watching “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” for the first time. My experience left me feeling akin to a...
The Kim Kardashian sex tape is a waste of fucking time
I really don’t know shit about who she is or what she does, but Kim Kardashian is fucking hot. Seriously, anyone who wouldn’t fuck this...
Jersey Shore is garbage
You know how sometimes you take a shit, then get up to wipe your ass and discover that you still have to piss? Then you...
Criminal Minds: A Reascent
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“A Christmas Carol” reinterpreted
Charles Dickens’ famous novel is generally seen by people as a tale of a bitter old man learning to love again. Those people are idiots....
Scrubs is annoying
Scrubs is a boring and shitty show....
Harry Potter and the Disgusted Author: A Fan Fiction
I’ve decided to write some Harry Potter fan-fiction. Hope y’all enjoy!...
Criminal Minds: A Descent
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