Category: Movies/TV

Twilight bashing is fucking stupid

When it comes to the Twilight series, it’s the same fucking thing everywhere I go. Over and over, people are parroting the same cliche opinions...

Aqua Teen Hunger Force sucks

The other night, I had the misfortune of watching “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” for the first time. My experience left me feeling akin to a...

Jersey Shore is garbage

You know how sometimes you take a shit, then get up to wipe your ass and discover that you still have to piss? Then you...

Criminal Minds: A Reascent

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“A Christmas Carol” reinterpreted

Charles Dickens’ famous novel is generally seen by people as a tale of a bitter old man learning to love again. Those people are idiots....

Criminal Minds: A Descent

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