What is this site about?
Sometimes this site is about the absurdity of politics. Sometimes it’s about shitty products. It can be about the stupid shit that people do and say, or TV shows that should have never made it on-air let alone garnered a following. It’s about shitty radio DJs and short playlists. It’s about awesome music, women I find attractive, and a burger I made that kicked ass. It’s about nothing at all. Most importantly, this website is about giving a fuck without giving a fuck at all.
Most of all though, this website is about me, an in-his-30s cynical asshole with a superiority complex.
I’m AJ “Angry Jerk” Baker, a veteran of the 00’s-10’s internet rant scene. Before the age of YouTubers, streamers, e-thots, “content creators”, and “social media influencers”. Back when people made content because they loved doing it and didn’t make a dime off of it. I remember the legends of old, like NinjaPirate, Bob Smash, and DrakeGTA. I remember when Rantlister was a thing. I even remember when Maddox of The Best Page in the Universe wasn’t a cuck and was the crème de la crème of internet writers.
Those days may be gone, most of those writers may have packed up shop and called it quits, but not me. Since 2007, I’ve given the internet a heaping helping of “Fuck you” with rage-filled rants, inane ravings, and lighthearted musings.
And I plan to continue to do so for as long as I can.
So if you’re tired of all the “content aggregators” out there churning out one crappy list-style article after the next in an attempt to generate more ad revenue, the professional YouTubers pumping out new videos every week that are chock full of sponsored plugs for companies, and the so-called “experts” that just parrot the same tired old advice that doesn’t actually work, then join me here at AJnet.
Together, we will tell the world in one loud voice “Go fuck yourself!”
Frequently Asked Questions
Answers to various questions I’ve received from readers over the years. I will update this as needed.
“Were you serious about what you said in (article)?”
Maybe, maybe not. If you can’t figure it out on your own that’s your problem.
PROTIP: Most of my articles pre-2008 were bullshit with a bit of truth mixed in here and there. Also, I was drunk and/or high for most of my articles before 2012.
“Can I post a link to your site on my own?”
I was surprised to learn that there are still people who get pissed at the idea of someone linking them without asking permission first. Are you guys fucking serious? Hotlinking images is one thing, but to get pissed off that someone thought your site was cool enough to share is absurd. Of course anyone may link to my website without asking. However, if you’re going to plagiarize my work with the intent of personal gain, I will end you.
“Can we trade links?”
If you have content that I think my readers will like and is relevant to a specific article of mine, then sure. It’s hard to build an audience nowadays, us internet nobodies have to stick together.
“Where do you stand on the political spectrum?”
On the high ground. Both sides are oceans of shit.
“Maddox wannabe, blah blah blah.”
Eat a dick.
“When are you going to update next?”
Whenever I have something to say. Update schedules are for dorks.
“What would you look like if you were Princess Jasmine from the Disney movie ‘Aladdin’?”
Stephanie B. of Seattle was kind enough to answer this for the thousands of people wondering:
Fucking sharp, that’s what I’d look like.
“(Anything relating to white supremacy)”
Read this and fuck off.