Category: Miscellaneous

Planet Fitness is for fags

During our travels, me and some friends were placed in the vicinity of a Planet Fitness gym. I’ve been tossing around the idea of joining...

2011: A look back

In what I hope will become a yearly tradition here at AngryJerk.net, here’s my take on some of the past year’s events, some of which...

Going postal

Today I went to the post office. All I had to do was mail a small package to a friend. That’s it. Sounds simple enough,...

The REAL masterminds behind 9/11

We’ve all heard the “official” story behind 9/11 countless times. “A bunch of Islamic extremists hijacked planes and crashed them into the World Trade Center...

Fuck Sesame Street

Yo what is this bullshit Im hearing about Katy Perry being kicked off Sesame Street for having big tits. That’s some major bullshit. Is Sesame...

More random shit that pisses me off

14. Yahoo! Answers. When you don’t really need an answer as much as you need a moral evaluation of your question, Yahoo! Answers is a...

The Alphabet of AngryJerk.net

A is for: AngryJerk.net. What the fuck did you expect it to be? B is for: Back to the Future, my favorite movie evar. C...

2010: A look back

This past year has been marked by many events, some of which I’ve commented on, some of which I haven’t....

How to deal with vandals

(Note: If you’re not familiar with some of the graffiti terminology used in this article, this Wikipedia article will be of great help to you.)...

The nectar of the gods

If God drank soda, he’d drink this: Only faggots don’t like Dr. Pepper. If you’re a fucking moron who’s completely oblivious to what Dr. Pepper...