Category: Miscellaneous

Toblerone bars are fucking awesome

Behold, the apex of candy: For you heathen bastards who don’t recognize this work of edible epicness, it’s a Toblerone bar. What the fuck is...

Where I’ve been

Some of you thought I was dead, most likely murdered by the Cartel or one of the many other groups of people I’ve insulted over...

Tomatoes taste like shit

If you took a clump of shit, rolled it into a ball, and dyed it red, you’d have a tomato. Tomatoes ruin anything they touch...

Planet Fitness is for fags

During our travels, me and some friends were placed in the vicinity of a Planet Fitness gym. I’ve been tossing around the idea of joining...

2011: A look back

In what I hope will become a yearly tradition here at AngryJerk.net, here’s my take on some of the past year’s events, some of which...

Going postal

Today I went to the post office. All I had to do was mail a small package to a friend. That’s it. Sounds simple enough,...

The REAL masterminds behind 9/11

We’ve all heard the “official” story behind 9/11 countless times. “A bunch of Islamic extremists hijacked planes and crashed them into the World Trade Center...

Fuck Sesame Street

Yo what is this bullshit Im hearing about Katy Perry being kicked off Sesame Street for having big tits. That’s some major bullshit. Is Sesame...

More random shit that pisses me off

14. Yahoo! Answers. When you don’t really need an answer as much as you need a moral evaluation of your question, Yahoo! Answers is a...

The Alphabet of AngryJerk.net

A is for: AngryJerk.net. What the fuck did you expect it to be? B is for: Back to the Future, my favorite movie evar. C...