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If you are a member of the press looking to use a sample of my writing or something I made in your works, all I require are two things:
1. Email me and ask permission first.
2. Credit me appropriately for the content you use. A link to the original article is greatly preferred, but if your employer doesn’t allow the linking of adult content or whatever inane classification this site falls under these days, crediting my moniker “Angry_Jerk” will suffice. The underscore is part of the name, so please use it.
There will be no charge to use my content if you ask first. However, by using my content without my permission, you consent to me hassling you, your family, your close associates, and your coworkers non-stop until you pay me a ransom of $5,000. I don’t expect to have to do this, since all you need to do is email me and ask nicely.
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