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I visited r/Battlestations again. Here’s what I thought.

August 9, 2022August 9, 2022 Angry_JerkLeave a Comment on I visited r/Battlestations again. Here’s what I thought.

I visited r/Battlestations again. This time, I came loaded for bear. (more…)Read More…

Russia/Ukraine war 2022

How to end the Russian occupation of Ukraine

August 7, 2022August 7, 2022 Angry_JerkLeave a Comment on How to end the Russian occupation of Ukraine

Enough foreplay, let’s cut the crap and kick the Ruskies out of Ukraine. (more…)Read More…

AJ vs The Hatersaurus

AJ vs the Hatersaurus – Part 2: The Rex-oning

July 27, 2022August 7, 2022 Angry_JerkLeave a Comment on AJ vs the Hatersaurus – Part 2: The Rex-oning

Part 2 of a story that really happened to me. (more…)Read More…

WIT: Riverdale Season 5

WIT: What I Thought About Riverdale Season 5

July 21, 2022August 7, 2022 Angry_JerkLeave a Comment on WIT: What I Thought About Riverdale Season 5

I finally got around to watching season 5 of Riverdale… (more…)Read More…

AJ vs The Hatersaurus

AJ vs the Hatersaurus – Part 1: Jurassic Punk

June 14, 2022August 7, 2022 Angry_JerkLeave a Comment on AJ vs the Hatersaurus – Part 1: Jurassic Punk

A totally-legit story about my encounter with the vicious Hatersaurus. This really happened. (more…)Read More…

The Beastie Boys - Overrated and Overplayed

The Beastie Boys are overrated.

November 12, 2021August 7, 2022 Angry_JerkLeave a Comment on The Beastie Boys are overrated.

The Beastie Boys are overrated as all fucking hell, and their music borderline sucks. (more…)Read More…

Drunken Cookery: The Best Damn Hash Browns You’ll Ever Put in Your Mouth

Drunken Cookery: The Best Damn Hash Browns You’ll Ever Put in Your Mouth (In Memory of Drake)

September 28, 2021August 7, 2022 Angry_JerkLeave a Comment on Drunken Cookery: The Best Damn Hash Browns You’ll Ever Put in Your Mouth (In Memory of Drake)

Recently, I lost a very good friend… (more…)Read More…

[YouTube] An Angry Jerk Plays Hand Simulator

July 17, 2021July 10, 2022 Angry_JerkLeave a Comment on [YouTube] An Angry Jerk Plays Hand Simulator

An angry jerk plays Hand Simulator. It goes exactly how you think it does. (more…)Read More…

Things that provide better support than Twitch

List of things that provide better support than Twitch

July 8, 2021August 7, 2022 Angry_JerkLeave a Comment on List of things that provide better support than Twitch

Twitch’s support is terrible, but just how terrible is it? (more…)Read More…

Twitch Support: You guys fucking suck, seriously.

Twitch Support fucking sucks.

June 22, 2021August 7, 2022 Angry_JerkLeave a Comment on Twitch Support fucking sucks.

I had to contact Twitch for customer support. My experience was terrible. (more…)Read More…

AJnet Twitch Reunion Tour 2021!

AJnet Twitch Reunion Tour 2021 – Opening stream recap

May 9, 2021August 7, 2022 Angry_JerkLeave a Comment on AJnet Twitch Reunion Tour 2021 – Opening stream recap

Our first return stream was a huge fuckin’ success! (more…)Read More…

AJnet Twitch Reunion Tour 2021!

ANNOUNCEMENT: The AJnet Twitch Reunion Tour 2021

April 27, 2021August 7, 2022 Angry_JerkLeave a Comment on ANNOUNCEMENT: The AJnet Twitch Reunion Tour 2021

Remember when I said I wasn’t coming back to Twitch? I lied. (more…)Read More…

No asshole, I won't drink and drive.

No asshole, I won’t drink and drive.

April 24, 2021August 7, 2022 Angry_JerkLeave a Comment on No asshole, I won’t drink and drive.

I’m not going to get behind the wheel after drinking. Even if it’s “just a couple of beers”. Stop pressuring me. (more…)Read More…

Don't be a vaxhole.

Don’t be a vaxhole

April 6, 2021August 7, 2022 Angry_JerkLeave a Comment on Don’t be a vaxhole

Congratulations on receiving your COVID-19 vaccine! Now do us all a favor and stop posting annoying vaccination selfies. (more…)Read More…

Pepe Le Pew: A character not worth defending

Cancel culture sucks, but so does Pepe Le Pew

March 22, 2021August 7, 2022 Angry_JerkLeave a Comment on Cancel culture sucks, but so does Pepe Le Pew

I’m not down with cancel culture, but I’m down with cancelling Pepe Le Pew. (more…)Read More…

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