Cinco de Mayo es Gringo de Mayo
Why gringo celebrate Mexican holiday Mexican no celebrate? (more…)Read More…
Category: Food and Drink
I don’t care about Dylan Mulvaney, but boycott Bud Light anyway
Bud Light still tastes like piss, no matter who their spokesperson is or how their bottles look. (more…)Read More…
The price of eggs is ridiculous!
Alright folks, gather ’round because I’ve got a bone to pick. (more…)Read More…
Drunken Cookery: The Best Damn Hash Browns You’ll Ever Put in Your Mouth (In Memory of Drake)
Recently, I lost a very good friend… (more…)Read More…
Freegans are disgusting
People who eat food out of the trash are nasty. (more…)Read More…
Thinking about brewing an IPA? Don’t.
I wouldn’t call myself a beer snob. More like a beer connoisseur, or a borderline alcoholic. (more…)Read More…
What happens when you fuck up my food
Some time ago, the local Checkers (Rally’s to some of you) fucked up my order. Worse, they took 20 minutes to do it. (more…)Read More…
Tomatoes taste disgusting
If you took a clump of shit, rolled it into a ball, and dyed it red, you’d have a tomato. Tomatoes ruin anything they touch with their acidic bullshiRead More…
Being a Bus Boy Ain’t Easy
I work at a restaurant as a bus boy. These are just some of my experiences. (more…)Read More…