Arnold Schwarzenegger es Numero Uno
Arnold Schwarzenegger es numero uno.
Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan!
In June AJ call Juan say “Juanito mi amigo I start new website have writer work on that instead you write two Dear Juan article for AJnet website por favor”. Juan very busy work at Uncle Paco shop and drive lunch truck but Juan say maybe. AJ say that is fine but please try write two article. Juan ask if it must be Dear Juan article and AJ say no Juan you write about anything that is good too. Juan good at give advice but it no easy. Juan make it look easy but it is not.
Instead give advice today Juan write about manly man Arnold Schwarzenegger.
You say “ey Juan what in the hell I read trolled article Arthur’s Hall Viking Manliness you say Arnold no have balls”. Yes Juan say that. But what Juan no say is he tell lie in trolled article. Juan only say Arnold Schwarzenegger no have balls because Juan play joke on gringo at Arthur’s Hall website. Arnold Schwarzenegger es numero uno and Juan tell you why right now.
Arnold Schwarzenegger lift many heavy weight when young have very big muscle. Arnold lift many weight train really hard and win contest in Europe then say “Yah mein kumpel, I must come to America and vin contest der too now”. Arnold come to America 21 years old no speak English. Everyone say “ey Arnold why you no speak English this is America señor you must speak English now”. Arnold say “Yah you are right mein kumpel I must learn English like Amerikaner” and learn English. Movie producer see and say “holy shit señor you are muy musculoso you star in movie por favor” and Arnold say jawohl dat is fine I also vin Mr. Olympia contest too mein kumpel. Arnold make movie and win contest too at same time because he is manly man he beat Sergio Oliva win title and make Conan the barbarian movie in one year.
Juan come to America in 2004 no know English but learn. Juan do this because Juan see Arnold Schwarzenegger also do it and get famous too. Juan say I want to be just like manly man Arnold I come to America and learn English lift heavy weight and get strong like el burro. Arnold es mi héroe he inspire Juan to come to America and work very hard. Juan no become movie star or bodybuilder but Juan still work very hard make mucho dinero because Arnold say “Do not be a little baby mein kumpel if you vant something you must vork very hard for it and do vatever it takes to vin”. Everyone tell Juan America is about people work hard make dream come true so Juan say Arnold Schwarzenegger American even though he no from America. Arnold work very hard win many bodybuilding contest. Arnold also become famous actor too and marry president Kennedy family. Juan see Arnold also become governor of California too and that is why Juan love America. American no like America because gringo is lazy but Juan see man come across ocean to America and work hard become governor that is what American dream about. Gringo go to Mexico or Europe and become famous governor? Juan say no. Arnold Schwarzenegger love America very much because he work very hard and dream come true make Juan want to work very hard too.
Juan watch many movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Juan watch badass movie Predator see Arnold beat up big strong alien hunter. Predator come to jungle say “I hunt you cabrón you run now” but Arnold say “No alien I vill not run. I must break you. You are one ugly motherfucker.” Arnold set up bad ass trap with log but predator say “ai yai yai okay I blow up jungle with bomb now hahahahaha” and blow up jungle with bomb on arm. Arnold fly away on helicopter and tell predator “I vill be bock”. Arnold also make movie Terminator about robot kill everybody is very good you watch movie you see. You watch movie you say “¡Dios mío! Arnold Schwarzenegger very bad ass I want to be just like Arnold he is very strong!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger come from Europe but he is spirit of America because he work very hard all of life become very strong and very famous make mucho dinero. Arnold inspire Juan work very hard too. You must be like Arnold you work very hard every day you no give up.
That is why Arnold Schwarzenegger es numero uno.
Last Updated on July 24, 2024
