Working hard is pointless.
Working hard is stupid, and loyalty to your employer is even stupider. (more…)Read More…
Category: Social Commentary
No asshole, I won’t drink and drive.
I’m not going to get behind the wheel after drinking. Even if it’s “just a couple of beers”. Stop pressuring me. (more…)Read More…
Don’t be a vaxhole
Congratulations on receiving your COVID-19 vaccine! Now do us all a favor and stop posting annoying vaccination selfies. (more…)Read More…
Cancel culture sucks, but so does Pepe Le Pew
I’m not down with cancel culture, but I’m down with cancelling Pepe Le Pew. (more…)Read More…
9 People and Things We Can Cancel
Since Cancel Culture is in full effect, I’d like to offer some suggestions on people and things to cancel. (more…)Read More…
Gina Carano did nothing wrong.
Gina Carano did nothing wrong, and Twitter-Nazis need to shut the fuck up. (more…)Read More…
Family Doctors are Unreliable and Overrated
Family doctors are some of the most overrated and unreliable professionals on the planet. (more…)Read More…
Seriously, enough with the damn fireworks.
It’s not your God-given right to blast off fireworks at 11 at night all week long, asshole. (more…)Read More…
Funeral processions are archaic bullshit
Why do we still have funeral processions? (more…)Read More…
[Podcast] Episode 005 – I’m Pretty Sure I’m in Hell
Are we actually in Hell? (more…)Read More…
“Pot Culture” is stupid
When did everyone suddenly become a hardcore pothead? (more…)Read More…
Important Message to Our Readers About COVID-19
Here at AJnet, we’re closely monitoring the COVID-19 situation and working tirelessly to continue to make new content during this trying time. (moRead More…
[Podcast] Episode 004 – Coronavirus Emergency Broadcast Podcast
The coronavirus is here! (more…)Read More…
[Podcast] Episode 003 – Jeffrey Epstein is Still Alive
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself… because he’s actually still alive! AJ puts on his tin foil hat and explains his reasoning for this seemingly ouRead More…
[Podcast] Episode 002 – The Lonely Hearts Special
Single guys don’t always appreciate how good they have it on Valentine’s Day. (more…)Read More…