DEAR JUAN: Is there a Santa Claus?
Feliz Navidad amigos!...
Rage Against The Road: Volume 2
Here are some more reasons to hate driving....
Firecrackers are stupid
Firecrackers are stupid, and so are the people who like them....
[YouTube] Walmart Doesn’t Sell Bandanas?
During a trip to Walmart, frustration ensues....
Not everyone works in an office, asshole
What’s up with all these websites out there assuming that everyone works in a fucking office?...
Being a rational human being isn’t “sitting on the fence”, morons
Why does everyone need to take an extreme stance on everything?...
I hate coffee
Coffee is disgusting, and coffee addicts are annoying assholes....
Daylight Savings Time is archaic bullshit
Am I the only one who realizes how fucking stupid Daylight Savings Time is?...
Self-help articles on the internet really fucking suck.
Sometimes I have a problem, and sometimes I turn to good ol’ Google for possible solutions to that problem....
How NOT to Halloween
Every October 31st it’s the same shit. A bunch of screaming brats and their slow-witted parents go door-to-door demanding free candy like a bunch of...
How to actually respond to an active shooter situation
Back in June some jihadi jackass walked into a gay club in Orlando and killed 50 people. Not content with simply fucking goats and making...
“White supremacy” is fucking stupid
Hey asshole, being white doesn’t make you any less of a cunt....
You know you’re a 90’s kid when you won’t shut the fuck up about it
I am a 90’s kid. I grew up watching “Rugrats”, “Street Sharks”, “All That”, “The Amanda Show”, and “Power Rangers”. I collected pogs, played with...
Rage against the road
A few articles back, I wrote about Slowskis, a plague that blights America’s roadways....
Your shitty memory doesn’t mean reality changed, asshole
Remember when Nelson Mandela died in prison back in the 80’s? Or Billy Graham’s funeral? Or that time when Jerry Lewis died?...