No asshole, I won’t drink and drive.
I’m not going to get behind the wheel after drinking. Even if it’s “just a couple of beers”. Stop pressuring me....
Don’t be a vaxhole
Congratulations on receiving your COVID-19 vaccine! Now do us all a favor and stop posting annoying vaccination selfies....
Cancel culture sucks, but so does Pepe Le Pew
I’m not down with cancel culture, but I’m down with cancelling Pepe Le Pew....
9 People and Things We Can Cancel
Since Cancel Culture is in full effect, I’d like to offer some suggestions on people and things to cancel....
Gina Carano did nothing wrong.
Gina Carano did nothing wrong, and Twitter-Nazis need to shut the fuck up....
Family Doctors are Unreliable and Overrated
Family doctors are some of the most overrated and unreliable professionals on the planet....
Seriously, enough with the damn fireworks.
It’s not your God-given right to blast off fireworks at 11 at night all week long, asshole....
Funeral processions are archaic bullshit
Why do we still have funeral processions?...
“Pot Culture” is stupid
When did everyone suddenly become a hardcore pothead?...
Important Message to Our Readers About COVID-19
Here at AJnet, we’re closely monitoring the COVID-19 situation and working tirelessly to continue to make new content during this trying time....
NoFap: Bunk or Based? – An Experiment
Is there a point to doing NoFap, or are all these people just jerking us around?...
Freegans are disgusting
People who eat food out of the trash are nasty....
DEAR JUAN: Is there a Santa Claus?
Feliz Navidad amigos!...
Rage Against The Road: Volume 2
Love driving but hate the other cars on the road? Me too....
Firecrackers are stupid
Firecrackers are stupid, and so are the people who like them....