Category: Social Commentary

I hate coffee

Coffee is disgusting, and coffee addicts are annoying assholes....

How NOT to Halloween

Every October 31st it’s the same shit. A bunch of screaming brats and their slow-witted parents go door-to-door demanding free candy like a bunch of...

Rage against the road

A few articles back, I wrote about Slowskis, a plague that blights America’s roadways....

I hate slowskis

You all know what a Slowski is. No, I’m not talking about the turtles from that Comcast commercial (Christ bro the spelling is even different...