Seriously, enough with the damn fireworks.
It’s not your God-given right to blast off fireworks at 11 at night all week long, asshole....
Funeral processions are archaic bullshit
Why do we still have funeral processions?...
“Pot Culture” is stupid
When did everyone suddenly become a hardcore pothead?...
Important Message to Our Readers About COVID-19
Here at AJnet, we’re closely monitoring the COVID-19 situation and working tirelessly to continue to make new content during this trying time....
NoFap: Bunk or Based? – An Experiment
Is there a point to doing NoFap, or are all these people just jerking us around?...
Freegans are disgusting
People who eat food out of the trash are nasty....
DEAR JUAN: Is there a Santa Claus?
Feliz Navidad amigos!...
Rage Against The Road: Volume 2
Love driving but hate the other cars on the road? Me too....
Firecrackers are stupid
Firecrackers are stupid, and so are the people who like them....
Not everyone works in an office, asshole
What’s up with all these websites out there assuming that everyone works in a fucking office?...
Ode to the Fence Sitters
Being a rational human being isn’t “sitting on the fence”, morons....
I hate coffee
Coffee is disgusting, and coffee addicts are annoying assholes....
Daylight Savings Time is archaic bullshit
Am I the only one who realizes how fucking stupid Daylight Savings Time is?...
Self-help articles on the internet really fucking suck.
Sometimes I have a problem, and sometimes I turn to good ol’ Google for possible solutions to that problem....
How NOT to Halloween
Every October 31st it’s the same shit. A bunch of screaming brats and their slow-witted parents go door-to-door demanding free candy like a bunch of...