Category: People

Epstein Isn’t Dead

Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself… because he’s not dead....

Joey Vento: Requiem for a jackass

On August 23, 2011, Joey Vento, the owner of Geno’s Cheesesteaks, proprietor of money-generating controversy, and self-proclaimed expert on motorcycle safety, has died of a...

The new queen of AngryJerk.net

Readers, I’ve been doing a lot of soul searching (masturbating), and I’ve finally come to accept that while Grace Slick is the queen this site...

Joey Vento is still a jackass

Some time ago, I did an article attacking Joey Vento, the owner of a tourist-trap eatery in Philadelphia. My reason for this was simple: He’s...

Free Mumia

For those who don’t know, Mumia Abu-Jamal was a black guy in Philadelphia who shot and killed a cop, Officer Daniel Faulkner, in 1981. He...

Grace Slick is fucking awesome

“Who the hell is Grace Slick?” you ask. Grace Slick is who every woman and even some men should strive to be....

Joey Vento is a jackass

Normally I won’t write anything that people outside of Philadelphia won’t get, but this guy has had it coming for a while....