Jeffrey Epstein is Still Alive
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself… because he’s not dead....
Nathalie Nahai and Ryan C. Martin: Fucktards at large
AngryJerk.net’s response to “Angry? Why rant sites may do you more harm than good“...
Bam Margera is a faggot and his parents are annoying fucks
As sorry as I am to admit this, I find “Jackass” to be funny. Their outlandish over-the-top pranks, insanely dangerous stunts, and downright disgusting antics...
Joey Vento: Requiem for a jackass
On August 23, 2011, Joey Vento, the owner of Geno’s Cheesesteaks, proprietor of money-generating controversy, and self-proclaimed expert on motorcycle safety, has died of a...
The new queen of AngryJerk.net
Readers, I’ve been doing a lot of soul searching (masturbating), and I’ve finally come to accept that while Grace Slick is the queen this site...
Joey Vento is still a jackass
Some time ago, I did an article attacking Joey Vento, the owner of a tourist-trap eatery in Philadelphia....
Free Mumia
For those who don’t know, Mumia Abu-Jamal was a black guy in Philadelphia who shot and killed a cop, Officer Daniel Faulkner, in 1981. He...
A tribute to REAL manliness
In this age of emasculation, let’s take a moment to talk about a real man....
I don’t know about global warming, but Al Gore is a faggot
Regardless of whether or not you believe global warming is man-made, I think there’s one thing both sides can agree on....
I’m glad Ted Kennedy died
Why would anybody mourn this boozed-up sleazebag?...
Grace Slick is fucking awesome
“Who the hell is Grace Slick?” you ask. Grace Slick is who every woman and even some men should strive to be....
Joey Vento is a jackass
Normally I won’t write anything that people outside of Philadelphia won’t get, but this guy has had it coming for a while....