Freegans are disgusting
People who eat food out of the trash are nasty. (more…)Read More…
Category: Social Commentary
[Podcast] Episode 001 – Holidays, Lines, Mandalorians, and NoFap
What sucks about the holidays? Find out in the very first episode of Delusions of Grandeur! (more…)Read More…
DEAR JUAN: Is there a Santa Claus?
Feliz Navidad amigos! (more…)Read More…
Rage Against The Road: Volume 2
Love driving but hate the other cars on the road? Me too. (more…)Read More…
Firecrackers are stupid
Firecrackers are stupid, and so are the people who like them. (more…)Read More…
Not everyone works in an office, asshole
What’s up with all these websites out there assuming that everyone works in an office? (more…)Read More…
Ode to the Fence Sitters
Being a rational human being isn’t “sitting on the fence”, morons. (more…)Read More…
I hate coffee
Coffee is disgusting, and coffee addicts are annoying assholes. (more…)Read More…
Daylight Savings Time is archaic bullshit
Am I the only one who realizes how fucking stupid Daylight Savings Time is? (more…)Read More…
Self-help articles on the internet really fucking suck.
Sometimes I have a problem, and sometimes I turn to good ol’ Google for possible solutions to that problem. (more…)Read More…
How NOT to Halloween
Tired of all the bullshit on Halloween? Me too. (more…)Read More…
How to actually respond to an active shooter situation
Back in June some jihadi jackass walked into a gay club in Orlando and killed 50 people. Not content with simply fucking goats and making threatening Read More…
“White supremacy” is fucking stupid.
Hey asshole, being white doesn’t make you any less of a cunt. (more…)Read More…
You know you’re a 90’s kid when you won’t shut the fuck up about it
I am a 90’s kid. I grew up watching “Rugrats”, “Street Sharks”, “All That”, “The Amanda Show”, and “Power Rangers”. I collected pogs, played with Z-BRead More…
Rage against the road
A few articles back, I wrote about Slowskis, a plague that blights America’s roadways. (more…)Read More…