Category: Social Commentary

I hate coffee

Coffee is disgusting, and coffee addicts are annoying assholes....

How NOT to Halloween

Every October 31st it’s the same shit. A bunch of screaming brats and their slow-witted parents go door-to-door demanding free candy like a bunch of...

Rage against the road

A few articles back, I wrote about Slowskis, a plague that blights America’s roadways....

I hate slowskis

You all know what a Slowski is. No, I’m not talking about the turtles from that Comcast commercial (Christ bro the spelling is even different...

Philadelphia’s new curfew

Here in the great trashcan known as Filthadumpia, we’ve been having a slight problem with so-called “flash mobs“. Groups of uppity black youngsters are gathering...