My friend’s 7 year old sister is the greatest troll to ever live
The other day, I was hanging out at Rotten Tom’s house drinking and calling everyone else who isn’t me a bunch of faggots like I...
Free speech is a double-edged sword
The Supreme Court has ruled 8-1 that the Westboro Baptist Church has the right to protest at the funerals of dead soldiers. Everyone is up...
Lone retard goes postal, we all pay. Again.
Jared Loughner, you are without doubt the biggest fucking faggot in the entire state of Arizona. Your actions were complete fucking bullshit, and I hope...
Stop the fucking presses, a white girl has gone missing!
Seriously, why does the national media like to obsess over missing white females?...
College is the most successful scam in the world
Some of the most annoying people on the planet are the assholes who constantly pressure you to go to college and “make something of yourself”....
Real-life superheroes: You’re doing it wrong.
Whilst browsing Encyclopedia Dramatica, I came across an article about “real life super heroes”. I wasn’t expecting much from a bunch of people who probably...
Shit that needs to stop in porn
An abridged list of things wrong with today’s smut scene....
Driving a pick-up truck does not make you invincible
If you’re one of those assholes who thinks that your Ford F150 or your Dodge Ram is completely immune to getting into accidents, you deserve...
RIP customer service
Nothing makes me want to patronize a business more than being disrespected by some minimum wage fuckhead working at a worldwide retail chain. Last Saturday,...
Of serial killers and sexual attraction
Just when you think humanity can’t sink any lower…...
Lone retard goes postal, we all pay
If you haven’t been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard about the guy who went into a Holocaust museum and shot a guard with...
Chuck Norris facts
Chuck Norris is cool and all, but let’s take a look at some TRUE and HONEST facts about Chuck....
I should press rape charges
I hate when people bother me with stuff I don’t care about....
Not liking fast food doesn’t make you any better than the rest of us
I like fast food and I’m not afraid to admit it....
Fuck you, I’m a Marine!
If you join the Marines, you automatically become invulnerable. That wasn’t true, but it definitely sounded good, didn’t it?...