Your shitty memory doesn’t mean reality changed, asshole
Remember when Nelson Mandela died in prison back in the 80’s? Or Billy Graham’s funeral? Or that time when Jerry Lewis died? (more…)Read More…
Remember when Nelson Mandela died in prison back in the 80’s? Or Billy Graham’s funeral? Or that time when Jerry Lewis died? (more…)Read More…
You all know what a Slowski is. No, I’m not talking about the turtles from that Comcast commercial (Christ bro the spelling is even different and shiRead More…
A disturbing new trend has emerged in America: Everywhere I go, I’m surrounded by skanky-looking women with the same ugly bland tattoos. ThRead More…
And according to several eye-witnesses and most likely the police after I fled the scene, I was the asshole. Because when someone ruRead More…
Here in the great trashcan known as Filthadumpia, we’ve been having a slight problem with so-called “flash mobs”. Groups of uppity black youngsters arRead More…
I hate when people try to throw their beliefs in my face. You’ve got an opinion on something? Great, I’ll be more than happy to hear it when the topicRead More…
The other day, I was hanging out at Rotten Tom’s house drinking and calling everyone else who isn’t me a bunch of faggots like I usually do. So I’m inRead More…
The Supreme Court has ruled 8-1 that the Westboro Baptist Church has the right to protest at the funerals of dead soldiers. Everyone is up in arms abRead More…
Jared Loughner, you are without doubt the biggest fucking faggot in the entire state of Arizona. Your actions were complete fucking bullshit, and I hoRead More…
Seriously, why does the national media like to obsess over missing white females? (more…)Read More…
Some of the most annoying people on the planet are the assholes who constantly pressure you to go to college and “make something of yourself”. (moreRead More…
Whilst browsing Encyclopedia Dramatica, I came across an article about “real life super heroes”. I wasn’t expecting much from a bunch of people who prRead More…
Let’s make porn great again. An abridged list of things wrong with today’s smut scene. (more…)Read More…
If you’re one of those assholes who thinks that your Ford F150 or your Dodge Ram is completely immune to getting into accidents, you deserve to veer oRead More…
Nothing makes me want to patronize a business more than being disrespected by some minimum wage fuckhead working at a worldwide retail chain. Last SaRead More…