Your shitty memory doesn’t mean reality changed, asshole
Remember when Nelson Mandela died in prison back in the 80’s? Or Billy Graham’s funeral? Or that time when Jerry Lewis died? (more…)Read More…
Category: Social Commentary
I hate slowskis
You all know what a Slowski is. No, I’m not talking about the turtles from that Comcast commercial (Christ bro the spelling is even different and shiRead More…
Your shitty tattoo isn’t “artistic expression”
A disturbing new trend has emerged in America: Everywhere I go, I’m surrounded by skanky-looking women with the same ugly bland tattoos. ThRead More…
Thanks for the advice asshole, now fuck off
And according to several eye-witnesses and most likely the police after I fled the scene, I was the asshole. Because when someone ruRead More…
Philadelphia’s new curfew
Here in the great trashcan known as Filthadumpia, we’ve been having a slight problem with so-called “flash mobs”. Groups of uppity black youngsters arRead More…
You’re here, you’re queer, now shut the hell up
I hate when people try to throw their beliefs in my face. You’ve got an opinion on something? Great, I’ll be more than happy to hear it when the topicRead More…
My friend’s 7 year old sister is the greatest troll to ever live
The other day, I was hanging out at Rotten Tom’s house drinking and calling everyone else who isn’t me a bunch of faggots like I usually do. So I’m inRead More…
Free speech is a double-edged sword
The Supreme Court has ruled 8-1 that the Westboro Baptist Church has the right to protest at the funerals of dead soldiers. Everyone is up in arms abRead More…
Lone retard goes postal, we all pay. Again.
Jared Loughner, you are without doubt the biggest fucking faggot in the entire state of Arizona. Your actions were complete fucking bullshit, and I hoRead More…
Stop the fucking presses, a white girl has gone missing!
Seriously, why does the national media like to obsess over missing white females? (more…)Read More…
College is the most successful scam in the world
Some of the most annoying people on the planet are the assholes who constantly pressure you to go to college and “make something of yourself”. (moreRead More…
Real-life superheroes: You’re doing it wrong.
Whilst browsing Encyclopedia Dramatica, I came across an article about “real life super heroes”. I wasn’t expecting much from a bunch of people who prRead More…
Make porn great again
Let’s make porn great again. An abridged list of things wrong with today’s smut scene. (more…)Read More…
Driving a pick-up truck does not make you invincible
If you’re one of those assholes who thinks that your Ford F150 or your Dodge Ram is completely immune to getting into accidents, you deserve to veer oRead More…
RIP customer service
Nothing makes me want to patronize a business more than being disrespected by some minimum wage fuckhead working at a worldwide retail chain. Last SaRead More…