There’s more than just a movement growing in America and the rest of the world.

As someone who peaked out at 250 lbs when he was 18, few things piss me off more than these fat pieces of shit who cry and demand “fat acceptance”, and try to start movements like “Body Pos” or “Healthy At Every Size” in an attempt to legitimize their gluttony.

First, let’s talk about “Body Pos”. “Body Pos”, short for “Body Positive” (because these fat fucks are so fucking lazy that adding another 5 letters would be exerting too much effort), is a so-called movement mostly geared towards fat women encouraging them to do stupid shit like pose in bikinis, act like they’re supermodels, and basically do everything except actually give a fuck about their bodies. When anyone attempts to call them out on this and tell them that it’s in fact NOT a positive thing to be dangerously overweight, and that nobody wants to see their fat ugly gut pouring spilling out of a two-piece bathing suit, it’s considered “shaming”, and the “shamer” is verbally gangbanged by SJW morons spouting terms like “CIS” and “oppressor”. Yes, because telling you that you’re unhealthy is right up there with being Saddam Hussein. Yeah, remember that guy? Iraq was like 20 years ago, man I’m too old to be doing this shit now. But I do it anyway, because I must.

I digress. Basically, the idea behind “Body Pos” is that it’s okay to be unhealthy, and anyone who encourages you to get in shape is just a stoopid dirty hatersaurus rex white male fascist (because being fit is a white people thing, just ask Ronnie Coleman or Kali Muscle)! Anyone with half a brain understands why this is fucking stupid, but because the media loves to latch on to that tiny fraction of the population that are loud idiots the number of people who support this shit grows daily. These idiots will jump onto any movement so long as it doesn’t involve actual movement.

Body Pos should NOT be for fat slobs who are too lazy to lose weight. There, I fucking said it. I fucking said what 90% of the world is actually thinking. You know who the Body Pos movement SHOULD be for? It should be for cripples, burn victims, and other people with actual disfigurements. These are people who usually had no choice in their disability and deserve to feel good about themselves, not some asshole who won’t stop stuffing their fat fucking face with junk food.

It’s not my place to tell someone how to live their life, so if you want to indulge on junk food then great, that’s your choice. But don’t start spouting shit about “thin privilege” or insist that you’re actually healthy when you’re clearly not.

Actually, fuck that shit, it IS my place to tell you to not be a fat fuck. When your fat lazy ass ends up hospitalized from a heart attack or some other health issue brought on by your obesity, it’s tax payers like me who end up footing the bill through welfare or some other bullshit. Why should I pay for your poor choices? Meanwhile someone who needs actual medical attention can’t be seen because the doctor’s too busy dealing with your fat ass.

If you want to stuff your face all day with shit food and get fat without caring what other people think, then go for it. But stop encouraging people to be obese slobs like you. Don’t perpetuate this lie of “Healthy At Every Size”, and don’t accuse people of oppressing you when they call you out on your lie. And for the love of God, PLEASE don’t share anymore pictures of your fat disgusting ass in a bikini. In fact, I don’t want to see your nasty ass in anything besides a muumuu.

Never mind, it’s actually easier to try to gaslight an entire generation than it is to eat less and exercise a little. And if you disagree, you’re just a body-shaming misogynistic racist CIS asshole.

By Angry_Jerk

The CEO/Editor-in-chief of AJnet, and the current king of internet ranting. Hailing from the fine village of Northeast Philadelphia, AJ has been creating content on the internet for over 15 years. None of it has really been funny or entertaining, but he keeps trying anyway. When he’s not creating new articles for the site, he can be found hitting the weights, watching anime, or playing retro video games.