I don’t know about global warming, but Al Gore is an idiot


Regardless of whether or not you believe global warming is man-made, I think there’s one thing both sides can agree on.

Al Gore needs to shut the fuck up.

Why this guy wasn’t discarded like the dirty diaper he is after Clinton left office is lost on me. Every time he opens his mouth, he spews more worthless bullshit. No, wait. Even bullshit has value as fertilizer. You couldn’t pay me to sit through the skewed and factually inaccurate pile of puke that is “An Inconvenient Truth”. The only inconvenient truth for Al Gore is the fact that he’s a fucking faggot.

This one was adapted to film and titled “Brokeback Mountain”.

Al Gore is the most hypocritical douchebag around, and Live Earth proved that. Let’s fly in a bunch of celebrities from across the world to a giant “music” concert to fight global warming. I put quotations around the word “music” because Fall Out Boy, Garth Brooks, Kanye West, the Black-Eyed Peas, Metallica, and James Blunt are as musical as a giant black cock gouging your ear.

Thankfully the Copenhagen talks were a flop. The highlight of the event? Obama getting dissed by China, India, Brazil, and South Africa. When the leaders of other countries try to trick you into thinking a meeting was cancelled so you don’t show up, I think it’s obvious that you have no business being the President. Thank you Obama for prolonging the inevitable Blue Helmet occupation of my country.

So because these international talks have failed, Al Gore must now resort to different tactics to globally push his agenda:


Hahahaha, oh man. I don’t believe I actually made that picture. That is the definition of tasteless.

Al Gore’s mansion uses more energy than 20 households, and here he is trying to tell me to cut back on my usage? Fuck that shit. I hope his mansion burns down from an electrical fire caused by faulty “green” wiring. I also hope he’s diagnosed with cancer that was caused by all these new “energy efficient” light bulbs.

Al Gore, do us all a favor and shut up.


The founder and owner of AJnet, and the current king of internet ranting. Hailing from the fine village of Northeast Philadelphia, AJ has been creating content on the internet for over 15 years. None of it has really been funny or entertaining, but he keeps trying anyway. When he’s not creating new articles for the site, he can be found watching anime or playing retro video games.