Things I learned from “Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius”
Angry_Jerk
For a kid’s movie, I’ve always liked “Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius”. How can you not?
Movies/TV
You are NOT a Jersey Shore character, now shut the fuck up
You’re not a Jersey Shore character, you’re just an impressionable idiot.
Twilight bashing is fucking stupid
When it comes to the Twilight series, it’s the same fucking thing everywhere I go.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force sucks
Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen in my life.
Jersey Shore is garbage
Jersey Shore is garbage, and so are the people who watch it.
A Christmas Carol: A tale of harassment and peer pressure
Charles Dickens’ famous novel A Christmas Carol is generally seen by people as a tale of a bitter old man learning to love again. Those people are idiots.
Scrubs is annoying
Scrubs is a boring and shitty show.
Harry Potter and the Disgusted Author: A Fan Fiction
I’ve decided to write some Harry Potter fan-fiction. Hope y’all enjoy!
Heath Ledger deserved an Oscar, now quit whining
Heath Ledger’s performance as the Joker was great, and anyone who disagrees is a fucking idiot.
“Burn After Reading” should be burnt after viewing
Burn After Reading is a terrible movie.
House stomps your face
House MD is the greatest show on TV.
Spider-Man 3: Pure Unadulterated Garbage
I managed to get a free bootleg copy of Spider-Man 3, and all I can say is I’m glad I didn’t spend anything to see it.
Rocky Balboa sucked
The new Rocky movie was pure unadulterated garbage. Time to retire the franchise, Sly.