No asshole, I won’t drink and drive.
I’m not going to get behind the wheel after drinking. Even if it’s “just a couple of beers”. Stop pressuring me. (more…)Read More…
Author: Angry_Jerk
Hailing from the fine village of Northeast Philadelphia, AJ has been creating content on the internet for over 15 years. None of it has really been funny or entertaining, but he keeps trying anyway. Maybe he's bored, maybe he's drunk, maybe he's both.
Don’t be a vaxhole
Congratulations on receiving your COVID-19 vaccine! Now do us all a favor and stop posting annoying vaccination selfies. (more…)Read More…
Cancel culture sucks, but so does Pepe Le Pew
I’m not down with cancel culture, but I’m down with cancelling Pepe Le Pew. (more…)Read More…
The 10 worst things about music in 2007
Sometimes I look back at my old stuff and ask myself, “What the fuck were you thinking?!” (more…)Read More…
9 People and Things We Can Cancel
Since Cancel Culture is in full effect, I’d like to offer some suggestions on people and things to cancel. (more…)Read More…
Gina Carano did nothing wrong.
Gina Carano did nothing wrong, and Twitter-Nazis need to shut the fuck up. (more…)Read More…
Family Doctors are Unreliable and Overrated
Family doctors are some of the most overrated and unreliable professionals on the planet. (more…)Read More…
State of the Website Address 2021
How many more times can I retire from writing? (more…)Read More…
Seriously, enough with the damn fireworks.
It’s not your God-given right to blast off fireworks at 11 at night all week long, asshole. (more…)Read More…
Funeral processions are archaic bullshit
Why do we still have funeral processions? (more…)Read More…
[Podcast] Episode 005 – I’m Pretty Sure I’m in Hell
Are we actually in Hell? (more…)Read More…
WIT: What I Thought About Riverdale, Seasons 2 and 3
I finally got around to writing about watching seasons 2 and 3 of Riverdale… (more…)Read More…
Homefront: The Revolution is not the Red Dawn sim that I hoped for
Homefront: The Revolution was a huge letdown for me. (more…)Read More…
“Pot Culture” is stupid
When did everyone suddenly become a hardcore pothead? (more…)Read More…
Important Message to Our Readers About COVID-19
Here at AJnet, we’re closely monitoring the COVID-19 situation and working tirelessly to continue to make new content during this trying time. (moRead More…