9/21/14 - If Alan, Sygma, or Plustax from The Best Fanpage is reading this, email me.




7/22/14 - Gun Control

7/4/14- Where I've been

7/14/13 - Minecraft is bullshit.

6/2/13 - What happens when you fuck up my food

5/15/13 - Your shitty tattoo isn't "artistic expression"

5/6/13 - Tomatoes taste like shit

5/1/13 - April Fool's Day Sucks

5/17/12 - Things I learned from "Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius"

4/13/12 - Planet Fitness is for fags

3/21/12 - The New World Order: Another perspective

2/2/12 - Thanks for the advice asshole, now fuck off.


Read these classics and ensure you go to Hell:

Fix your fucking car and turn your shitty music down

Do your country a service, vote for me

Chuck Norris facts

TROLLED: Prison Planet

I'm building a time machine

Harry Potter and the Disgusted Author: A fan fiction

TROLLED: Typology Central

A tribute to REAL manliness

AJ's guide to the women of Barnes and Noble

Real-life super heroes: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

AJ's guide to success


Adjust your beliefs accordingly:

A group of the world's wealthiest people conspiring against the lower and middle classes? IMPOSSIBLE!

Why piracy is justified

If God exists, I refuse to worship him



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