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2/5/10- Thanks to Yozuki for helping me figure out how to ban IP addresses at server level. I had to create a custom 403 page, and set the site's .htaccess file to allow denied IP addresses to still view the 403 page and the items associated with it. So far there are 5 different songs that will randomly load each time you access the page. I still can't figure out how to get them to loop, even with the standard embed tag and the "loop" variable set to "true".
2/4/10- Internet license my fucking ass.
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The Phoenix - Flash series. Last updated: 10/25/09
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