Reddit can be a strange place sometimes.
4chan has “The Rules of the Internet”. If Reddit had its own “Rules of Reddit”, I imagine the first rule would be “ORANGE MAN BAD”. The second rule would be “It can always be cringier”.
Back in October I visited r/Witchcraft, a subreddit that is exactly as cringy as you’d expect it to be. I didn’t expect there to be anything much worse than r/Witchcraft, but then a reader suggested I visit r/WitchesvsPatriarchy, a subreddit that sounds too outlandish to actually be real.
Sadly, it’s real.
r/WitchesvsPatriarchy very much exists, and it’s not as bad as it sounds. It’s even worse.
I really don’t know what else to say here. Just read the article and try not to kill yourselves out of embarrassment for being the same species as these “people”. I mean, the logo for r/WitchesvsPatriarchy is literally a whale in front of the moon. You can’t make this shit up.
And then everyone clapped and the patriarchy was destroyed forever.
Apparently a lot of Welsh women ride public transit and shop at Walmart.
This sounds like some Jerry Springer shit.
ngl I would unironically marry this girl
Also, obligatory “Jesus Christ, Marie” joke.
What do you think the “C” stands for? Be sure to let me know in the comments!
Lies, that woman is too skinny to be a witch.
Oh look, another person misappropriating Pagan holidays in an attempt to be different. Cool shrine to Odin though. At least, that’s what I’d say IF YOU ACTUALLY HAD A SHRINE TO ODIN YOU FUCKING POSER.
More like “Glinda the Drag Queen”.
Just remember, this person’s vote is equal to yours.
What the hell is “Gender Magic”?
You know what, never mind, I don’t think I want to know.
Can someone please tell me what the fuck is going on in this picture? Because it looks like Shin-chan in a wig trying to hump the mom from Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
They say you’re a fat loser who lives alone and watches Wheel of Fortune while slowly eating yourself to an early death.
When you suck so hard that even your stuffed animal hates you.
Someone posting on r/WitchesvsPatriarchy has a family history of mental illness. Imagine my surprise.
I can recommend you some Snoop Dogg albums.
We could be curing cancer or working on interstellar travel. Instead our scientists are busy with bullshit like this.
This kid is going to grow up to be a total pussy.
This is exactly what I’d expect a guy who posts on r/WitchesvsPatriarchy to look like.
We can’t see it because you’re standing in front of it throwing up gang signs.
This person was molested by a shopping mall Santa.
Holy shit, it’s the male version of Meg Griffin.
The sad thing is, Netflix would probably greenlight this shit.
My girlfriend groans whenever I do lunge drills with her.
Jujutsu Kaisen irl
I would unironically watch a movie about a gay version of Krampus, that actually sounds like it would be funny.
They just want to know what kind of idiot willingly hangs around someone who tried to kill them, and want you to stop that shit right meow…
I’M NOT SORRY
How the fuck does a gingerbread house have Down Syndrome
Your pronouns should be “What” and “The fuck”, because I have no idea what the fuck any of your art is supposed to be.
Storing your crack pipe and meth in style.
Older men everywhere agree, Pam Anderson is the perfect choice to represent feminism.
You just know.
A friendly reminder that it’s a bad idea to stick your dick in crazy, no matter how hot it may be.
Looks like someone’s rejected Harry Potter OC.
While you’re out there apologize to those trees for wasting the oxygen they’re providing.
Alright, I think I’ve just about had my fill. If these people are the ones fighting the patriarchy then the patriarchy has absolutely nothing to worry about.
Readers, if there’s a specific subreddit you’d like to see me visit then leave me a comment below or shoot me an email and I’ll check it out.