Fuck Sesame Street

Sesame Street is on some bullshit.

Yo what is this bullshit Im hearing about Katy Perry being kicked off Sesame Street for having big tits. That’s some major bullshit. Is Sesame Street full of fucking faggots or something? What the fuck mayn? Look at this bitch. I FUCKING SAID LOOK AT THIS BITCH MANL

I would bust a nut all up in her cunt shit man. Holy mother of fuck look at those giant ass titties they’re calling my name. “AJ,” they say, “Come stick your fdick in bettween us man. Fuck us then pull Katy Perry’s hair as you fuck her from behind becuase doggystyle is your fav position.” Oh damn man I would smack that fucking ass red white abd blue because I’m a real American. Damn man Katy Perry probably knows how to fuck like a fucking champ look at that bitch man I bet she sucks a mean dick. Yo man I could get behind that if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge. I dont mean to cheat on my queen Tarja Turunen but I would love Tarja so fucking nice whereas I woukld just fuck the fucking shit out of Katy Perry ipso facto vis-a-vi concordedly.

OH SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE BANGING YO A THREEWAY WITH KATY PERRY ANF TARJA TURUNEN. I WAS DRINKING RIGHT AND THERE WAS THIS 14 YEAR OLD KID WHO SAID HE HATES KATY PERRY SO I BROKE A BOTTLE OF YUENGLING OVER HIS HEAD AND THEN I GOT EVEn madder because the bottle still had half in it and shit and I wasted half a 32 oz bottle of the good shit man the FUCKING YUENGLING. I FUCKING WASTED IT MANNNNN.

Yo man wanna hear about this plan I’ve got? Yeah there’s this lady at work I’m not terribly fond of hate is a strong word but I don’t like her either but her neice is hot as shit and I want to tap that. Not go out with with just fuck her a bit you know what I mean Jelly Bean? My coworker who is cool as fuck thought it would be funny If I spent the night with her neice (who lives with the lady at work I’m not fond of) and then the next day the lady gets up for work and sees me chillin there in my boxers reading the paper and drinking coffee and is all like “WTF AJ MAN WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE IN YOUR BOXERS DRINKING COFFEE AND READING THE PAPER?! YOU DONT EVEN LIKE COFFEE YOU THINK IT TASTES LIKE DOG SHIT AND YOU THINK THE PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER IS WRITTEN FOR RETARDS” and I’ll be like “Yo I spend the night with your neice she’s a fucking freak. Hey did you know she likes it in the Hershey Highway?” Theyn I’ll offer to cook her an omelette and say “I’ll see you at work in a few hours m’kay? Just enough time to get a couple more rounds with your niece”. So the plan is to surprise her like this by spending the night with her niece without her knowledge and just showing up the next morning like “Yooo whats crackalackalackin D- wait a minute I’m not going to put her name on my website”

Hey did I tell you about the one time I got a blowjob in the movie theater from this one girl?

Anyway Sesame Street is fuckin gay because they kicked KAty Perry off for having big tits I mean really come on now? Yo Elmo I will fuck your faggot red ass up. You’re red becyase your a fucking COMMIE FUCK YOU ELMO YOU FUCKING COMMUNIST COCKSUCKER I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ELMO YOU HEAR ME SAMURAI JACK SAID HE GOT MY BACK AND SO DO THOSE PEOPLE FROM SYMBIONIC TITAN

Why did they cancel Symbionic Titan? Oh yeah because people are fucking morons and dont appreciate good Tv give those faggots their dick jokes and bland anime fight bullshit BECAUSE YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK I HOPE YOU DIE IN FIRES AND YOUR MOMS GET AIDS FROM BEING FUCKIN WHORES HAHAHAHA

Oh yeah and Elmo I hate you so much why did you get Katy Perry kicked off Sesame treet from having big titties look at this people I SAID FUCKIN LOOK DICKERS:

Shes got her mouth open for my dick and everything man like :Oh AJ cram your dick in my mouth let me suck your balls dry UI love the taste of AJ’s cum” The URL of the pictre is “holy.jpg” because I went to type “holy_shit_look_At_dem_ttities” but accidentally hit enter cuz I’m drunk but its cool because those tits are so divine that they’re holy.

No but really I hope my plot to fuck my coworkers niece works cuz that would be hella funny and also she is hot (the niece not the coworker ewwww) and I like sex. HEy who doesnt like sex oh yeah ELMO BECAUSE HE IS GAY

I hate you elmo my hatred for you burns like the fiery heat of a hundred thousand super novas or like a smoking hot redhead I fucking love redheads I also love chicks with black hair and green eyes that shit is fucking hot yo. But really I aint picky if you got the personality you got AJ’s loving.

Fuck you Elmo

KAty Perry I want you

Tarja Turunen you are beautiful like the 2nd moon of C’rrtlar (thats the 5th planet orbitting the star Alpha Draconis you shitty fucking human scum)

Now I look all romantic and deep and shit

Later gators

Elmo you still a faggot ass bitch

Katy PErry you’re hot

Happy Memorial Day. Here’s a picture of a SOLDIER:

Okay well he finds out later he wasnt in SOLDIER and it was that faggot Zack, but FFVII kicks ass and yo mamma.

Im gonna go fall sleepies now k