I’m not discriminating against you, they are


Let’s have a serious talk about “equality” and what it really means.

Ask yourself this: Why is it not right to make fun of other ethnicities? Go on, ponder it for a moment.

What answer did you come up with? Chances are, whatever answer you came up had something to do with them being different or not having it as good as white people. Congratulations, you are racist.

People often rebuke this site for its usage of racial slurs and accuse me of being a racist. In reality, this couldn’t be further from the truth. When you criticize me for using racial slurs and insulting members of other ethnic groups, you are in effect criticizing me for treating them equally.

I believe that all men and women are created equal regardless of their ethnicity, religion, gender, or sexuality. This means that I’m also going to make fun of everyone equally. Why shouldn’t I? After all, I treat everyone like that. Wouldn’t it go against the whole “everyone is equal” thing if I afforded minorities some kind of special leniency? Wouldn’t I be telling them “Hey, I think you guys are weak and can’t take a joke, so I’m not going to make fun of you because I feel sorry for you”? No, I refuse to discriminate.

I’m tired of all these false crusaders of equality, these two-faced assholes who wave the flag of equality in one hand while brandishing a club in the other demanding special treatment. You can’t claim to want equality when you’re asking the government to pass laws that give you extra protection. There are only three things that any human being should be entitled to: Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. You have the right to seek whatever makes you happy without having a higher entity take your life or enslave you. That’s it. You don’t have the right to government assistance, you don’t have the right to have your feelings protected, you don’t have the right to stifle the speech of others because you don’t like it.

Since many of you are probably still scratching your heads trying to wrap your feeble minds around the point I’m trying to make, let me spell it out for you:

By telling me that I am wrong for making fun of people based on their race, you are telling me that I am wrong for treating these people equally. By insisting that society should afford special protections and leniency to groups based on their race, you are insisting that those groups are inferior and incapable of making it without the help of others.

I’m the one treating everyone equally. The people who want to give special consideration and protection to people based on their ethnicity and race are not. This should be obvious to anyone with half a fucking brain, but I’m sure dimwits will read this and still not get it, because “HURRR DURRRR HE USED THE WORD NIGGER!!!!!”. Yeah, I did. I’ve also used “spic”, “kike”, “wop”, “dago”, and almost every other racial slur you can think of at least once on this site. Why? Because I view everyone the same way: With severe misanthropy. Everyone is equally worthless. Everyone has flaws. It’s part of being a human being.

Minorities, don’t you see what they’re doing? The self-proclaimed “elite” of society are purposely pitting you against white people by using the media to generate racial outrage over trivial unimportant bullshit, all while they continue to swindle us both. A peasantry busy fighting amongst itself poses no threat to a tyrannical monarchy. By giving you easy access to Welfare, they’re creating dependence. They don’t want you to be able to fend for yourselves! They want you dead! They’ve made you dependent on them with the intention of suddenly pulling everything out from under you. When they finally decide to announce that they won’t be able to pay Welfare and Social Security benefits anymore, they expect you to riot. They expect you to go pillage and loot the cities, fostering even more anger from white people. They expect the white people to attempt to rise up and get rid of the “problem”, which they have convinced the white people you are. They expect those of you who are above such barbarism to simply starve to death. They’re committing subtle genocide! And what’s worse is, they’ve conned us into doing it for them! They want you and I to kill each other, because it means we aren’t killing them. While we’re busy killing each other because of their deceit, they’ll be hiding in impenetrable underground bunkers, bunkers they had constructed with the money we toiled away to make for them.

There are many articles on this website that confound people as to whether or not I’m serious about their content. I assure you that I am very much serious about this article.

So here’s the deal minorities. Do you want to be treated as equals, or do you want to be treated as inferior? If you want to be treated as inferior, by all means go ahead and continue playing the elite’s game by receiving benefits and extra protection because you’re different. But if you’re tired of the discrimination, tired of being lied to, tired of being slaves, stop accepting the “gifts” from the system. Welfare is as much a gift to you as the smallpox-infected blankets were to the Native Americans.

White, black, Hispanic, Asian. Christian, Jewish, Muslim. Male or female. Gay or straight. No matter what our race, religion, gender, or sexuality, there is something we all have in common: We’re getting fucked over. It’s time to stop looking at our petty differences, and start looking at the bigger picture. We need to stop targeting each other, and start targeting the obscenely wealthy cocksuckers who are trying to pull our strings like we’re their puppets. Let’s remind them who gave them everything they have. Let’s get payback for all the backs they’ve broken, all the families they’ve ruined, all the men and women they’ve sent off to die in the wars they’ve started. Let’s show them who the true masters of the Earth are: US.

I don’t usually give a shit one way or another if people read what I write or share it with others, but if there’s any article I really want to become my most popular, it’s this one. I want this message to reach as many people as possible. If you agree with even some of this article, pass it on! Hell, even if you don’t agree, pass it on! Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, Digg, StumbleUpon, forums, AIM, MSN, Skype, whatever! Tell someone about it! Even if I don’t get people to see this the same way as I do, I want to get people thinking. I want there to be a group of people bullshitting at the bar after work, and one of them to say to the rest “Hey guys, I read this thing on the internet that said that Welfare and racism are a plan by the rich people to kill the lower and middle classes.” I want to stimulate discussion on this, because quite frankly people with superiority complexes sicken me more than anything in the world. I don’t just want to see these grandiose, undeserving, conniving, elitist bastards knocked down from their pedestals. I want to see them ripped down from their pedestals by the people they’ve been screwing over and dragged across the ground to the gallows, then pelted with miscellaneous objects until that gets boring and they’re finally hung. I want people to get angry.

These wealthy smug assholes are planning the downfall of you and every single person you care about. What are YOU going to do about it?


Hailing from the fine village of Northeast Philadelphia, AJ has been creating content on the internet for over 15 years. None of it has really been funny or entertaining, but he keeps trying anyway. Maybe he's bored, maybe he's drunk, maybe he's both.