TROLLED: Ankaeo Forums


I’ll be frank. I haven’t had the motivation to do a new TROLLED! in a while, since I thought the first one was a flop.

However, after realizing that I couldn’t go to sleep because I had a slice of strawberry shortcake before bed, I decided to go troll this forum one of my buddies pointed out to me. I pulled together my new alter-ego, Mr. Teeny, the angry midget who sounds an awful lot like Maddox. I honestly have no idea what this forum is even about, but I trolled it anyway. Prepare for epic lulz.

It’s always good to start off on the right foot by posting an intro:

I didn’t really watch the video. I was just looking for an excuse to justify cruelty to animals.

Someone in this thread was arrogant enough to say his own band was the best. I should get him to write for my website.

I bet this guy is in college and majors in psychology because he thinks he’s superior to everyone.

The Rock is going to layeth the smackdown on your roody-poo candy ass, you goddamn jabroni.

(Insert cliche fat joke about this guy trying to eat his laptop)

Have yourself a merry little Christmas:

In short, I think this time, TROLLED! was epic. If you disagree, I’m going to give you a Rock Bottom through a table.

UPDATE: Even the owner of Ankaeo likes my site. After sending me a blank email with the subject line “Nice one, dickface.”, he sent me another email saying:

“As much of a dick as you are, though, nice layout. I like the links. XD!!”

That’s right, even my victims send me fan mail. Don’t hate.


The founder and owner of AJnet, and the current king of internet ranting. Hailing from the fine village of Northeast Philadelphia, AJ has been creating content on the internet for over 15 years. None of it has really been funny or entertaining, but he keeps trying anyway. When he’s not creating new articles for the site, he can be found watching anime or playing retro video games.