2011: A look back
In what I hope will become a yearly tradition here at AngryJerk.net, here’s my take on some of the past year’s events, some of which I’ve already commRead More…
Year: 2011
Going postal
Today I went to the post office. All I had to do was mail a small package to a friend. That’s it. Sounds simple enough, right? WRONG. Upon entering,Read More…
You are NOT a Jersey Shore character, now shut the fuck up
THIS IS NOT YOU. I’m sick and tired of these stupid fucks who can’t watch an episode of Jersey Shore without feeling the need to parrot every annRead More…
REVIEW: Blazing Pocket’s review of AngryJerk.net
[Article] http://blazingpocket.com/reviews/item/10295-angryjerknet [Owner] Lanzar [Platform] HTML. Just in case you forgot you were browsing theRead More…
Back to the Future: The Game
About a month or so ago, I was in GameStop getting my fix of mocking Call of Duty fantards, when an advertisement on their TV caught my eye: ThatRead More…
Bam Margera is a douchebag and his parents are annoying fucks
Bam Margera and his parents are annoying douchebags. (more…)Read More…
MAILBAG – I’m homophobic?
Apparently I’m homophobic now. (more…)Read More…
The REAL masterminds behind 9/11
We’ve all heard the “official” story behind 9/11 countless times. “A bunch of Islamic extremists hijacked planes and crashed them into the World TradeRead More…
Twilight bashing is fucking stupid
When it comes to the Twilight series, it’s the same fucking thing everywhere I go. (more…)Read More…
Joey Vento: Requiem for a jackass
On August 23, 2011, Joey Vento, the owner of Geno’s Cheesesteaks, proprietor of money-generating controversy, and self-proclaimed expert on motorcycleRead More…
Philadelphia’s new curfew
Here in the great trashcan known as Filthadumpia, we’ve been having a slight problem with so-called “flash mobs”. Groups of uppity black youngsters arRead More…
You’re here, you’re queer, now shut the hell up
I have no problem with gay marriage, but gay rights activists are pushy and obnoxious assholes. (more…)Read More…
AJ answers your questions
A couple of weeks ago, I gave readers the opportunity to ask me two questions per person (or sockpuppet email address if they really wanted). I admit,Read More…
Ask AJ!
Today I discovered that my “About” page might be lacking in some things, like answers to actual questions and not just shit that I made up off the topRead More…
Aqua Teen Hunger Force sucks
The other night, I had the misfortune of watching “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” for the first time. My experience left me feeling akin to a rape victim; CoRead More…