Remember when I said I wasn’t coming back to Twitch? I lied.
Some of you may recall when I did Twitch streams a few years ago, usually playing games like Overwatch or Rocket League. As I mentioned in this year’s State of the Website Address, I stopped because I got tired of putting in tedious amounts of work for little to no pay-off. I also wrote an entire article cataloguing another previous attempt to break into the world of Twitch. Long story short, Twitch is a giant circlejerk and makes it impossible for anyone who isn’t a douchebag or pro-gamer to get ahead, and trying to succeed caused me to burn out.
It’s with this in mind that I’m announcing the AJnet Twitch Reunion Tour 2021.
The date for the first Twitch stream will be Friday, May 7th, at 7:00 PM EST.
May 7th’s game will be Golf With Your Friends.
Further updates to the streaming schedule will be posted in the sidebar on your right that says “AJnet Twitch Reunion Tour 2021”.
“If you hated streaming on Twitch so much why are you coming back?”
Fuck you, that’s why.
“What can we expect from the AJnet Twitch Reunion Tour?”
Fucking nothing dude, this shit’s probably gonna suck.
But seriously, we’re gonna get up to some shit. The first stream is going to be Golf With Your Friends. I’ve been practicing off-and-on and found myself raging at some of these crazy ass courses. This stream will probably be like Happy Gilmore, but if it was written by modern-day Adam Sandler instead of classic 90’s Adam Sandler.
I’ve put the word out to some of my old streaming crew, and while most of them had excuses about why they can’t join in my good ol’ buddy Commander Nidoquake has said he’ll be there. I’m still doing this shit even if nobody else joins me. It’s either gonna be Golf With Your Friends or Golf With No Friends, I don’t give two fucks.
I also plan on having a few beers, so that might liven things up a bit.
I’ve also got some crazy ass channel point rewards, with even more planned. If you don’t know what channel points are, read this article. I wish they had this shit when I used to stream before.
No matter what I’m gonna have a good time. You the viewer may or may not.
Only important thing you need to know is there will be a Twitch stream on May 7th at 7 PM EST.
See you cunts there.