AJ makes a Four Horsemen. Drunkeness ensues.
I haven’t been updating much. I’d like to say that I’ve been doing something worthwhile with my time, but I’d be lying (okay, I guess working full-timRead More…
Year: 2019
You know you’re a 90’s kid when you won’t shut the fuck up about it
I am a 90’s kid. I grew up watching “Rugrats”, “Street Sharks”, “All That”, “The Amanda Show”, and “Power Rangers”. I collected pogs, played with Z-BRead More…
Rage against the road
A few articles back, I wrote about Slowskis, a plague that blights America’s roadways. (more…)Read More…
Your shitty memory doesn’t mean reality changed, asshole
Remember when Nelson Mandela died in prison back in the 80’s? Or Billy Graham’s funeral? Or that time when Jerry Lewis died? (more…)Read More…
Toblerone bars are fucking awesome
Behold, the apex of candy: For you heathen bastards who don’t recognize this work of edible epicness, it’s a Toblerone bar. What the fuck is a Read More…
I hate slowskis
You all know what a Slowski is. No, I’m not talking about the turtles from that Comcast commercial (Christ bro the spelling is even different and shiRead More…