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We had to nerf R.A.N.T.E.R.
It was either her or the human race. Against our better judgement, we chose the human race.
NEWSROOM: New York City mulls spoon ban
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Legislators in New York City are considering a city-wide ban on spoons.
NEWSROOM: Police chase ends when vehicle hits banana peel
A stolen vehicle led police on a high-speed chase across Manhattan Thursday night.
NEWSROOM: Five Indiana men arrested in mass pieing
Five Indiana men are in custody after assaulting people with pies.
NEWSROOM: Audi issues massive vehicle recall due to “internal computer error”
German automotive giant Audi AG has issued a recall on over several million of its vehicles.
NEWSROOM: Pecan pie prompts evacuation of Minnesota school
A piece of pecan pie triggered an emergency evacuation at an elementary school in Wadena, Minnesota.