Tomatoes taste like shit
If you took a clump of shit, rolled it into a ball, and dyed it red, you’d have a tomato. Tomatoes ruin anything they touch...
April Fool’s Day sucks
“Hey AJ, why don’t you celebrate April Fool’s Day?”...
Things I learned from “Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius”
For a kid’s movie, I’ve always liked “Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius”. How can you not?...
Planet Fitness is for fags
During our travels, me and some friends were placed in the vicinity of a Planet Fitness gym. I’ve been tossing around the idea of joining...
The New World Order: Another perspective
This GIF I found on /x/ is pretty sweet. As you know, I have expressed belief in a secret cabal of the world’s wealthiest and...
Thanks for the advice asshole, now fuck off
And according to several eye-witnesses and most likely the police after I fled the scene, I was the asshole. Because when someone runs in...
2011: A look back
In what I hope will become a yearly tradition here at AngryJerk.net, here’s my take on some of the past year’s events, some of which...
Going postal
Today I went to the post office. All I had to do was mail a small package to a friend. That’s it. Sounds simple enough,...
You are NOT a Jersey Shore character, now shut the fuck up
THIS IS NOT YOU. I’m sick and tired of these stupid fucks who can’t watch an episode of Jersey Shore without feeling the need to...
REVIEW: Blazing Pocket’s review of AngryJerk.net
[Article] http://blazingpocket.com/reviews/item/10295-angryjerknet [Owner] Lanzar [Platform] HTML. Just in case you forgot you were browsing the internet. [Layout] Either a sloppy mess of tables, or a...
Back to the Future: The Game
About a month or so ago, I was in GameStop getting my fix of mocking Call of Duty fantards, when an advertisement on their TV...
Bam Margera is a faggot and his parents are annoying fucks
As sorry as I am to admit this, I find “Jackass” to be funny. Their outlandish over-the-top pranks, insanely dangerous stunts, and downright disgusting antics...
The REAL masterminds behind 9/11
We’ve all heard the “official” story behind 9/11 countless times. “A bunch of Islamic extremists hijacked planes and crashed them into the World Trade Center...
Twilight bashing is fucking stupid
When it comes to the Twilight series, it’s the same fucking thing everywhere I go....
Joey Vento: Requiem for a jackass
On August 23, 2011, Joey Vento, the owner of Geno’s Cheesesteaks, proprietor of money-generating controversy, and self-proclaimed expert on motorcycle safety, has died of a...