Tomatoes taste like shit

If you took a clump of shit, rolled it into a ball, and dyed it red, you’d have a tomato. Tomatoes ruin anything they touch...

Planet Fitness is for fags

During our travels, me and some friends were placed in the vicinity of a Planet Fitness gym. I’ve been tossing around the idea of joining...

2011: A look back

In what I hope will become a yearly tradition here at AngryJerk.net, here’s my take on some of the past year’s events, some of which...

Going postal

Today I went to the post office. All I had to do was mail a small package to a friend. That’s it. Sounds simple enough,...

REVIEW: Blazing Pocket’s review of AngryJerk.net

[Article] http://blazingpocket.com/reviews/item/10295-angryjerknet [Owner] Lanzar [Platform] HTML. Just in case you forgot you were browsing the internet. [Layout] Either a sloppy mess of tables, or a...

Back to the Future: The Game

About a month or so ago, I was in GameStop getting my fix of mocking Call of Duty fantards, when an advertisement on their TV...

The REAL masterminds behind 9/11

We’ve all heard the “official” story behind 9/11 countless times. “A bunch of Islamic extremists hijacked planes and crashed them into the World Trade Center...

Joey Vento: Requiem for a jackass

On August 23, 2011, Joey Vento, the owner of Geno’s Cheesesteaks, proprietor of money-generating controversy, and self-proclaimed expert on motorcycle safety, has died of a...