If you took a clump of shit, rolled it into a ball, and dyed it red, you’d have a tomato. Tomatoes ruin anything they touch...

“Hey AJ, why don’t you celebrate April Fool’s Day?”...

For a kid’s movie, I’ve always liked “Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius”. How can you not?...

During our travels, me and some friends were placed in the vicinity of a Planet Fitness gym. I’ve been tossing around the idea of joining...

This GIF I found on /x/ is pretty sweet. As you know, I have expressed belief in a secret cabal of the world’s wealthiest and...

  And according to several eye-witnesses and most likely the police after I fled the scene, I was the asshole. Because when someone runs in...

In what I hope will become a yearly tradition here at AngryJerk.net, here’s my take on some of the past year’s events, some of which...

Today I went to the post office. All I had to do was mail a small package to a friend. That’s it. Sounds simple enough,...

THIS IS NOT YOU. I’m sick and tired of these stupid fucks who can’t watch an episode of Jersey Shore without feeling the need to...

[Article] http://blazingpocket.com/reviews/item/10295-angryjerknet [Owner] Lanzar [Platform] HTML. Just in case you forgot you were browsing the internet. [Layout] Either a sloppy mess of tables, or a...

About a month or so ago, I was in GameStop getting my fix of mocking Call of Duty fantards, when an advertisement on their TV...

As sorry as I am to admit this, I find “Jackass” to be funny. Their outlandish over-the-top pranks, insanely dangerous stunts, and downright disgusting antics...

We’ve all heard the “official” story behind 9/11 countless times. “A bunch of Islamic extremists hijacked planes and crashed them into the World Trade Center...

When it comes to the Twilight series, it’s the same fucking thing everywhere I go....

On August 23, 2011, Joey Vento, the owner of Geno’s Cheesesteaks, proprietor of money-generating controversy, and self-proclaimed expert on motorcycle safety, has died of a...