State of the Website Address 2018
It’s about that time again, chaps....
Self-help articles on the internet really fucking suck.
Sometimes I have a problem, and sometimes I turn to good ol’ Google for possible solutions to that problem....
Thinking about brewing an IPA? Don’t.
I wouldn’t call myself a beer snob. More like a beer connoisseur, or a borderline alcoholic....
Swipe-to-type is a broken piece of shit
When it comes to cellphones, SwiftKey and Swype are the biggest pieces of shit....
How to actually deal with illegal immigration: Make Mexico Great Again
As usual, I’ve already figured out the solution while everyone else is busy being a bunch of screaming fucktards....
Let’s give Trump a chance
“Saying you want the leader of your country to fail is like saying you want the pilot of the plane you’re on to crash.”...
State of the Website Address, 2017
10 years. That’s how long it’s been since I started this website....
Nathalie Nahai and Ryan C. Martin: Fucktards at large
AngryJerk.net’s response to “Angry? Why rant sites may do you more harm than good“...
Shitty classic rock
About six years ago, I did an article about bands and musicians that I thought were overrated, “Your Favorite Bands Are Mediocre“. Upon re-reading the...
How NOT to Halloween
Every October 31st it’s the same shit. A bunch of screaming brats and their slow-witted parents go door-to-door demanding free candy like a bunch of...
How to actually respond to an active shooter situation
Back in June some jihadi jackass walked into a gay club in Orlando and killed 50 people. Not content with simply fucking goats and making...
“White supremacy” is fucking stupid.
Hey asshole, being white doesn’t make you any less of a cunt....
Pokemon GO fuck yourself
All across the country, dipshits are raving about Pokemon GO like it’s the second coming of Ronnie James Dio. For those of you who live...
AJ makes a Four Horsemen. Drunkeness ensues.
I haven’t been updating much. I’d like to say that I’ve been doing something worthwhile with my time, but I’d be lying (okay, I guess...
You know you’re a 90’s kid when you won’t shut the fuck up about it
I am a 90’s kid. I grew up watching “Rugrats”, “Street Sharks”, “All That”, “The Amanda Show”, and “Power Rangers”. I collected pogs, played with...