Fuck School Kids
Angry_Jerk
So the other day at work I was really busy fucking around with the hot lady at work.
TROLLED: Ankaeo Forums
I’ll be frank. I haven’t had the motivation to do a new TROLLED! in a while, since I thought the first one was a flop.
The lying wop or the controlling cunt?
I hate the presidential elections. 99% of the time, both choices are useless. Gore and Bush. Bush and Kerry. Now, Clinton and Giuliani.
I should be God, Part 2
Last time, I told you how boring the Bible was, and how I fell asleep reading it.
The 10 worst things about music today
I absolutely DESPISE today’s music. Seriously.
TROLLED: Green Day Community
I hate Green Day. Green Day is probably one of the worst bands out there.
I’m bored
I’m so bored. Why am I even writing this?
I shot Tupac, now shut up about him
Tupac Shakur sucked, and the only reason everyone loves him is because he died.
Spider-Man 3: Pure Unadulterated Garbage
I managed to get a free bootleg copy of Spider-Man 3, and all I can say is I’m glad I didn’t spend anything to see it.
The Dead Kennedys pwn
The Dead Kennedys are the greatest punk rock band ever, and if you disagree you’re a fucking piece of shit.
Israel is NOT infallible
It’s time to stop pretending that Israel can do no wrong.
Rocky Balboa sucked
The new Rocky movie was pure unadulterated garbage. Time to retire the franchise, Sly.
I’m glad the Eagles didn’t win the Super Bowl
Philly sports fans were highly disappointed that the Eagles didn’t go to the Super Bowl this year. I wasn’t.
The Bible is Boring (I Should Be God)
The Bible is a boring snooze-fest, and the universe would be a better place if I was God.
Being a Bus Boy Ain’t Easy
I work at a restaurant as a bus boy. These are just some of my experiences.