Public bathrooms

I try to avoid public restrooms if I can, since I’m insecure about my dick size....

Karma can kiss my ass

It all started with a trip to Walmart to pick up some camping supplies....

Beer bashes in the woods blow

I like walking through the woods around my neighborhood. Nothing beats just going for a stroll under the trees....

AJ’s guide to girls

Ever see a woman/girl that you wish you could score with, but you know she’d never want anything to do with you? Well you don’t...

Fuck France

I was being a filthy hypocrite and surfing PrisonPlanet.com today, when I stumbled upon this gem....

Fuck internet censorship

I’ve wanted to write something like this for a while, but recent events have inclined me to kick this in gear....

Fuck School Kids

So the other day at work I was really busy fucking around with the hot lady at work....

TROLLED: Ankaeo Forums

I’ll be frank. I haven’t had the motivation to do a new TROLLED! in a while, since I thought the first one was a flop....

The lying wop or the controlling cunt?

I hate the presidential elections. 99% of the time, both choices are useless. Gore and Bush. Bush and Kerry. Now, Clinton and Giuliani....

I should be God, Part 2

Last time, I told you how boring the Bible was, and how I fell asleep reading it....