The lying wop or the controlling cunt?
I hate the presidential elections. 99% of the time, both choices are useless. Gore and Bush. Bush and Kerry. Now, Clinton and Giuliani....
I should be God, Part 2
Last time, I told you how boring the Bible was, and how I fell asleep reading it....
The 10 worst things about music today
I absolutely DESPISE today’s music. Seriously....
TROLLED: Green Day Community
I hate Green Day. Green Day is probably one of the worst fucking bands out there....
I’m bored
Why am I even writing this?...
I shot Tupac, now shut up about him
Why is it that whenever someone dies, everyone has some newfound respect for them all of the sudden?...
Spiderman 3 is trash
I managed to get a free bootleg copy of the new Spider Man movie, and all I can say is I’m glad I didn’t spend...
The Dead Kennedys pwn
There are three bands that kick major ass: Iron Maiden, the Dead Kennedys, and the Beatles....
Fuck American women
Women in America are such slitches. Seriously....
Israel is NOT infallable
I’m sick of seeing people fellate Israel like it can do no wrong....
Rocky Balboa blew
In my city, all the McDagos are raving about how great the new Rocky movie was....
I’m glad the Eagles didn’t win the Super Bowl
People in Philadelphia were highly disappointed this year that the Eagles didn’t go to the Super Bowl....
I Should Be God
I was at work last Sunday, when one of my groupies came in for breakfast. Apparently, she had just come from church, with her religious...
Being a Bus Boy Ain’t Easy
I work at a restaurant as a busboy. Part of my job is also to get people their menus and drinks....