House stomps your face
House MD is the greatest show on TV....
TROLLED: Arthur’s Hall of Viking Manliness
It’s about that time again, gents....
Fix your fucking car and turn your shitty music down
Nobody cares about you or your car, toolbag....
Fuck internet censorship
I’ve wanted to write something like this for a while, but recent events have inclined me to kick this in gear....
Stop wasting law enforcement’s time
One thing that pisses me off is when people threaten to call the cops on me for stupid shit....
Working with idiots
I work with a bunch of idiots....
Fuck School Kids
So the other day at work I was really busy fucking around with the hot lady at work....
TROLLED: Ankaeo Forums
I’ll be frank. I haven’t had the motivation to do a new TROLLED! in a while, since I thought the first one was a flop....
The lying wop or the controlling cunt?
I hate the presidential elections. 99% of the time, both choices are useless. Gore and Bush. Bush and Kerry. Now, Clinton and Giuliani....
I should be God, Part 2
Last time, I told you how boring the Bible was, and how I fell asleep reading it....
The 10 worst things about music today
I absolutely DESPISE today’s music. Seriously....
TROLLED: Green Day Community
I hate Green Day. Green Day is probably one of the worst fucking bands out there....
I’m bored
Why am I even writing this?...
I shot Tupac, now shut up about him
Why is it that whenever someone dies, everyone has some newfound respect for them all of the sudden?...
Spiderman 3 is trash
I managed to get a free bootleg copy of the new Spider Man movie, and all I can say is I’m glad I didn’t spend...