Public bathrooms
I try to avoid public restrooms if I can, since I’m insecure about my dick size....
Karma can kiss my ass
It all started with a trip to Walmart to pick up some camping supplies....
Beer bashes in the woods blow
I like walking through the woods around my neighborhood. Nothing beats just going for a stroll under the trees....
AJ’s guide to girls
Ever see a woman/girl that you wish you could score with, but you know she’d never want anything to do with you? Well you don’t...
Fuck France
I was being a filthy hypocrite and surfing PrisonPlanet.com today, when I stumbled upon this gem....
House stomps your face
House MD is the greatest show on TV....
TROLLED: Arthur’s Hall of Viking Manliness
It’s about that time again, gents....
Fix your fucking car and turn your shitty music down
Nobody cares about you or your car, toolbag....
Fuck internet censorship
I’ve wanted to write something like this for a while, but recent events have inclined me to kick this in gear....
Stop wasting law enforcement’s time
One thing that pisses me off is when people threaten to call the cops on me for stupid shit....
Working with idiots
I work with a bunch of idiots....
Fuck School Kids
So the other day at work I was really busy fucking around with the hot lady at work....
TROLLED: Ankaeo Forums
I’ll be frank. I haven’t had the motivation to do a new TROLLED! in a while, since I thought the first one was a flop....
The lying wop or the controlling cunt?
I hate the presidential elections. 99% of the time, both choices are useless. Gore and Bush. Bush and Kerry. Now, Clinton and Giuliani....
I should be God, Part 2
Last time, I told you how boring the Bible was, and how I fell asleep reading it....