Fuck you, I’m a Marine!

If you join the Marines, you automatically become invulnerable. That wasn’t true, but it definitely sounded good, didn’t it?...

I’d chill with Bush

The presidency of George W. Bush can be summed up in two simple words: Dismal failure....

The 10 best things about music ever

I did an article about the ten worst things about music, so I’m going to do one about the ten best things about music....

Joey Vento is a jackass

Normally I won’t write anything that people outside of Philadelphia won’t get, but this guy has had it coming for a while....

Windows Vista can choke on a dick

Windows Vista is the shittiest thing I have ever encountered. I’ve had diarrhea less shittier than Windows Vista....