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[Article] http://blazingpocket.com/reviews/item/10295-angryjerknet
[Owner] Lanzar
[Platform] HTML. Just in case you forgot you were browsing the internet.
[Layout] Either a sloppy mess of tables, or a very shitty WordPress template. Also has some weeaboo bullshit for a background.
[Release] December 2011
[Rating] 6. Out of 100.
[Highs] Possibly enjoyable after dropping acid. POSSIBLY.
[Lows] The entire fucking thing.
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Standards of Quality and Excellence
None.
The entire article is written with the literary finesse of a 5 year old. I mean, really. Look at this shit:
“Many times the opinions are saturated with political opinion and attract a wide variety of individuals in the audience.”
What the hell are you even trying to say here? I got a headache just reading that.
But one of the worst things about the review is how Lanzar uses “señor” and “senior” interchangeably. Who the fuck is “Senior Juan”? Is that supposed to be Señor Juan’s American twin? It’s Señor Juan! Señor! Not “senior”. There’s no “i” anywhere in the damn word. I could understand that you don’t know how to do the “ñ” character (Alt+0241 on the numpad), but don’t start adding letters. Juan isn’t some old man, nor does he have a son named Juan Jr. (his son’s name is Julio). Stop mispelling this shit, or I will smack you in the fucking face. With my dick. No homo.
Consistency of Characters and Canon
Lanzar is pretty consistent with his poor wording and overall shittiness.
Continuum and Community
I’m sorry, but it sounds fucking retarded when you use “continuum” in reference to a rant site.
As far as Lanzar’s community goes, an attempt to click on the link that says “Forum” yielded this:
How does it compare?
You’d be pressed to find a bigger turd.
Internet stage
Lanzar has been trying for at least 5 years, perhaps longer, to get a readerbase larger than himself, the occasional crawler bot, and his brother. He has yet to come even close to succeeding.
In case the above wasn’t clear enough for you, nobody reads Lanzar’s site.
Reviewer’s thoughts
Is Lanzar serious?
I wrote a whole other article before I decided to do this one instead. Since I don’t want the other article to go to waste, here’s some of my rebuttals to Lanzar:
That same picture can also be found on the index page, right below the big bold-faced text that says “ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF ANGRYJERK.NET”. If it were any more obvious, it would have smashed an empty bottle of Captain Morgan over your head and called your mother a cunt.
[Editor’s Note] You’re probably wondering why I didn’t just include this with “Reviewer’s thoughts”. Because Lanzar is stupid. That’s why.
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