DEAR JUAN: My friend and I both like the same girl!
Señor Juan
Hola amigos! It’s your pal Señor Juan!
Dear Juan
DEAR JUAN: What is the meaning of life?
Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan with more advice!
DEAR JUAN: My coworker won’t stop feeding me!
Hola amigos! Señor Juan has returned with more advice!
DEAR JUAN: Is there a Santa Claus?
Feliz Navidad amigos!
DEAR JUAN: She’s cheating, how do I catch her?
Hola mi amigos! It is your old pal Señor Juan back with advice!