Author: AJ Baker

I’d chill with Bush

The presidency of George W. Bush can be summed up in two simple words: Dismal failure....

The 10 best things about music ever

I did an article about the ten worst things about music, so I’m going to do one about the ten best things about music....

Joey Vento is a jackass

Normally I won’t write anything that people outside of Philadelphia won’t get, but this guy has had it coming for a while....

Windows Vista can choke on a dick

Windows Vista is the shittiest thing I have ever encountered. I’ve had diarrhea less shittier than Windows Vista....

Public bathrooms

I try to avoid public restrooms if I can, since I’m insecure about my dick size....

Karma can kiss my ass

It all started with a trip to Walmart to pick up some camping supplies....

Beer bashes in the woods blow

I like walking through the woods around my neighborhood. Nothing beats just going for a stroll under the trees....

AJ’s guide to girls

Ever see a woman/girl that you wish you could score with, but you know she’d never want anything to do with you? Well you don’t...