Why are little brothers so annoying?

Why are little brothers so annoying?

My little brother Aiden is so stupid! All he does is watch Cocomelon and scream! I’m trying to watch Stranger Things but I can’t hear anything because Aiden won’t shut up for five minutes!

Mom says he has autism so that means I have to be nice to him. I wish I had autism too, then I could do whatever I wanted. I just want to play Fortnite with my friends but my annoying little brother won’t stop asking me to play Minecraft with him. I don’t want to play Minecraft right now Aiden! I don’t care if a creeper blew up your base. Your base was stupid anyway because you don’t even know how to use redstone idiot! I tried to show my little brother how to make a mob farm but he couldn’t even do that. He keeps getting killed by skeletons and then he starts screaming and mom says I have to play Minecraft with him.

My little brother is so annoying I hate him! One time I told him that I had a crush on Tamara in my class. He told everyone that I have a crush on her and now everyone is making fun of me even Tamara! You made me look like an idiot Aiden!

One day I was building a spaceship with my Legos when Aiden started screaming like he always does because he’s annoying. I went to see what was wrong and found out he was screaming at Cocomelon because it was over. I wanted to beat him up so bad but dad said if I punch Aiden again then he’s going to hit me. My dad is big and strong and it hurts when he hits me.

One day I’m going to run away and it’s going to be all Aiden’s fault! I hate little brothers!