DEAR JUAN: I’m being stalked!
Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan!
Juan get mucho email answer many question from reader need advice. Reader say “muchas gracias Señor Juan your advice has helped me a lot” make Juan very happy. Juan give good advice but Juan no perfect only Señor Dios perfect so sometimes Juan give advice but advice no help and sometimes make problem worse.
En marzo Juan answer question from Señora Cammie about married man try have sex with her is very good you go read now. Juan tell Señora Cammie no play prank only tell dirty cheater wife that husband is dirty cheater.
Juan get email last week from Señora Cammie say advice no work and now dirty cheater man stalk her instead.
Dear Juan,
Hi Juan, This is Cammie. You answered my question in March. It was the one about the man who tried to cheat on his wife with me. You told me to tell his wife about what he was doing.
I sent her screenshots of all his messages to me. She said she had suspected that he was cheating on her, but seeing the messages confirmed it, so she’s taking their kids to her mom’s and leaving him.
Two days later I got another message from the guy. He was angry at me for telling his wife. He’s saying that I ruined his life. Not my fault you cheated on your wife asshole! He sent me a bunch of angry messages all night. you can tell he was drinking too because the messages get crazier and crazier.
Then I started seeing his car outside my apartment. He knows where I live because I brought him to my house a few times. I called the cops but they said that there wasn’t really anything they could do because I don’t have proof he’s trying to hurt me. Like angry text messages and sitting in the parking lot outside my apartment aren’t enough?!!
It’s been a month now and he’s not stopping. The cops won’t do anything about it and I’m at the end of my rope. I’m thinking about (removed by editor).
Your advice backfired on me. Spectacularly. I shouldn’t even bother asking you again but please help me fix this.
Cammie
What in the hell Señora Cammie why you blame Juan for this you no blame Juan pendeja. You ask Juan give you advice Juan give you advice because this is advice column. Yes Juan say tell woman about dirty cheater husband but that is because you say you tell her after you get revenge on man Juan read email see it right here I show you now:
I’m going to send his wife screenshots of our convos eventually
You no understand English?
Juan show AJ email AJ say tell stupid bitch go fuck herself but Juan say “no I give advice amigo that is what I do”. You ask Juan help fix then Juan help you fix yo soy hombre de palabra.
You say man sit in parking lot outside apartment and send angry message. You call policía and policía say “sorry there is nothing we can do he no make threat” is not true policía tell lie. Policía tell lie because they are lazy no want to work. You must do job for policía. You take many picture man in parking lot you see man in parking lot you take picture. You must also save every text message man send you. You collect many picture and angry text message then you go to comisaría say “ey lazy puto I have crazy gringo man stalk me it is fine no get up off el culo I do job for you Señor Cerdito oink oink here is picture and many angry text message I give you evidence now go arrest him por favor”. You no say this like Juan though you must be polite. Policía say “okay thank you we have evidence now we go arrest crazy gringo”. If policía still no help that is fine too because you go to district attorney instead. District attorney file charges against crazy man and man go to jail where he no stalk you but many man stalk him in shower.
Juan say yes you buy gun protect yourself is good but you no shoot man life no in danger that is illegal you go to jail instead. Juan hear many story about woman jail you no go there es muy malo. You must defend yourself but no look for trouble Señora Cammie.
You must be strong Señora Cammie. If policía no help then you must help yourself but Juan think you go to district attorney instead. Juan ask Jamir at AJnet office and Jamir say yes tell gringa Cammie go to district attorney file charges against crazy man. You do this but please be careful you see crazy man outside house call policía. Policía come and see crazy man in car outside say “ey punk what you do you no live here you leave or we take you to jail pendejo”. No shoot gun at crazy man only shoot at crazy man if he try to hurt you.
Best of luck to you amiga.
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