Santa isn’t real!
My parents are liars!
Me and Jay just found out from Zach that Santa Claus isn’t real. Zach is two years older than us and he’s our friend so I know he’s not lying. Plus Jay asked him to prove it and Zach showed us a picture of his mom wrapping presents. I told my mom and she said Zach’s mom was just wrapping presents because adults give each other presents too and Santa brings kids presents. But then we asked Jay’s mom and Jay’s mom said that Santa wasn’t real. I told my mom and she got really mad and said Jay’s mom is an alcoholic. We learned about alcoholics in school, Ms. Lana said they drink a lot of beer and forget to take care of their kids. Jay’s mom takes care of him so she’s not an alcoholic. My mom got really mad and I think it’s because I caught her telling a lie!
Santa isn’t real and I know he’s not because nobody can fly around the whole world in one night and stop at every kid’s house. That’s impossible! My dad said that Santa uses magic but that’s a lie because magic isn’t real. If magic was real I would go to Hogwarts and be in Gryffindor with my best friends Jay and Brandon. My mom and dad would be in Slytherin because they lied to me! Magic isn’t real and Santa Claus isn’t real too!
I’m not going to tell my little brother Aiden that Santa isn’t real. If I did he would cry a lot. Aiden cries all the time and it’s really annoying!! Mom says it’s because he’s autistic but I think it’s because he’s a dumb baby and he watches Cocomelon too much. If I tell Aiden that Santa isn’t real Aiden will cry forever, then mom will yell at me for making him cry and dad will hit me with his belt. Aiden likes to leave Santa milk and cookies on the night before Christmas. Mom makes him leave carrots for the reindeer too. When we wake up on Christmas morning I want to open presents but we have to wait for stupid Aiden to go see if Santa ate the cookies. Santa always leaves one cookie with a big bite in it because he’s not real and it’s actually mom eating the cookies. I know mom is eating the cookies because mom likes cookies and she eats a lot of them. But Aiden is a stupid baby so he thinks Santa ate the cookies.
Mom and dad lied to me about Santa but that’s okay because I know I’ll still get a lot of presents. I hope mom and dad get me the LEGO Battle Bus. I love Fortnite and I love Legos too so I really love Fortnite Legos!! I also hope I get a new hockey stick too because my old one broke and I have to use the baby stick when we play hockey.
Merry Christmas!!