Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan!
Juan give advice today but many people send Juan email say how is Uncle Paco so Juan give update on Uncle Paco first.
Uncle Paco have heart attack last month fall and hit head on grill. Boricua Luis see Uncle Paco lay on floor and call ambulancia take Uncle Paco to hospital. Doctor say “Señor Francisco you must take it easy now, you no young man anymore amigo.” Uncle Paco tell doctor no I must work hard I own business. Juan say “Tío is okay Juan help you run business por favor”. AJ and Sam also come to hospital visit Uncle Paco too and tell Uncle Paco he must slow down. Uncle Paco say no I must sell many shirt make mucho dinero. Sam say “ey Paco why you no sell shirt on internet?” Uncle Paco say what you mean and Sam tell Uncle Paco open up shop on internet sell mucho shirt to many customer all around world. AJ say yes Paco AJnet help you because that is what we do. Uncle Paco say “niños muchos gracias is very kind thing you do you care about me and I care about you too so I take it easy now. I get out of hospital we talk sell shirt on internet”. AJ and Sam say they must talk to Stephanie first but she say yes that is fine and AJnet help Uncle Paco open internet shirt store. Juan tell everyone on AJnet website when it is open you buy shirt from Uncle Paco everywhere in world por favor.
Today Juan answer question from girl with madre have sex with sister boyfriend:
Dear Juan,
Recently I discovered that my mom is having sex with my sister’s boyfriend. I caught them “finishing up” one day and I don’t think they noticed me.
My mom’s been kind of lonely without dad in the picture but this just isn’t right and I think my sister deserves to know the truth. But I’m not sure if I should tell her because we still live at home and it would destroy our family. How would I even tell her? “Hey so your boyfriend is cheating on you and it’s with mom.”
Please give me some advice!
Katrina G.
Aye yai yai Señora Katrina!
Juan see many movie about problem you have but Juan no talk about movie because they are dirty. Instead Juan tell you about Mi Hermano Rico.
Long time ago in Ciudad Juárez Mi Hermano Rico date girl Amable Anita. Amable Anita very nice but Amable Anita very boring too Juan come home see Amable Anita on couch and Juan get very tired go to bed. Juan say “Rico why you date boring girl” and Mi Hermano Rico say “yes Juanito but she is not boring in bed hahaha”.
One day Mi Hermano Rico come home say “ey Juanito I tell crazy story now you listen”. Mi Hermano Rico tell Juan he go to Amable Anita casa but Amable Anita madre answer door tell Mi Hermano Rico “sorry chico Anita no home but she come home very soon you come wait inside por favor”. Mi Hermano Rico say yes that is fine and sit down on couch. La madre de Amable Anita sit down too next to Mi Hermano Rico. La madre de Amable Anita look at Mi Hermano Rico say “ooh chico Anita no tell me she have very sexy boyfriend eres muy guapo chico”. Mi Hermano Rico tell Juan la madre de Amable Anita put hand down pants do sex thing that Juan no write about here. La madre de Amable Anita say “no tell Anita por favor”.
Mi Hermano Rico tell Juan story say “Juanito please help what I do”. Juan think Amable Anita very nice no hurt so Juan say no tell her but also no have sex with la madre de Amable Anita again. Mi Hermano Rico say yes but next day he go to casa de la Amable Anita have sex with la madre de Amable Anita again. Mi Hermano Rico do this many time. One day Mi Hermano Rico do this and Amable Anita come home early find Mi Hermano Rico and su madre have sex. Mi Hermano Rico say “please calm down cariño this accident te amo Anita”. Amable Anita say “is okay Rico I am very calm papi.” Amable Anita say she calm. Amable Anita really muy enojado. Amable Anita go to kitchen grab knife try to stab Mi Hermano Rico cut him on arm. Mi Hermano Rico run very fast come back to house hide behind couch say “tell Anita I no home”. Juan no sure what happen to Amable Anita no see her again but Juan think policía arrest Amable Anita for stab su madre.
You read this you say “Juan why you tell me story no answer question?” Señora Katrina you must read story see is very much like problem you send Juan. Yes sister no stab tu madre but that is because she no know yet. You wait let her find out on own maybe she say “mi hermana why you no tell me” stab you too?
You must tell sister truth Señora Katrina. Juan know is very hard but you must be strong. You no do at home instead you tell sister “mi hermana we go to gringo restaurant Applebee’s just you and me we are sister”. Order margarita and tell sister you see boyfriend cheat on her. Sister ask with who you must be strong and tell her truth is with su madre. You go with sister make sure no stab tu madre and give sister support too. You tell madre “ey la zorra why you have sex with daughter boyfriend? You no love daughter? Why you no love daughter puta?” Be very mean is okay make tu madre cry because madre make sister cry have sex with boyfriend. Sister get all anger out then Señora Katrina Juan know this is very hard but you must sit down with sister and tu madre and talk about problem. Maybe tu madre make error muy grande and feel bad too she is family so you must give chance expiación you talk about problem madre no sorry then you and sister find new house no talk to madre.
Best of luck to you amiga.
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