The Reddit Revue

REDDIT REVUE: r/MensRights

This month’s Reddit Revue: r/MensRights!

I fucked up.

You may remember that last month’s Reddit Revue was r/MensLib. As it turns out, I wasn’t supposed to visit r/MensLib, I was supposed to visit r/MensRights (as I teased in July’s Reddit Revue). Unfortunately, I didn’t realize my mistake until after the article published. As such, we’ll be doing r/MensRights this month instead of r/Elon. Don’t worry, r/Elon will be next month.

My original plan was to do r/MGTOW, but apparently Reddit shut them down way back in 2021. I’m so far behind the times that it isn’t even funny. I’m fucking serious, don’t laugh at me.

Anyway, what I’ve been searching for is a hotbed of male hatred. I want to see some real incel rage. 4chan is great and all, but this isn’t the 4chan Revue, it’s the Reddit Revue. We didn’t find any on r/MensLib, but surely we’ll find some on r/MensRights. Right?

Alright, let’s get to it.


Positivity? Get that shit the fuck outta here. I want RAGE dammit!

 

 

“Ignore them? Uninstall TikTok? Do you want the west to decay?!”

 

 

Nice callback to what I said in last month’s article. These are the kinds of stigmas men’s rights groups should be working to end.

 

 

Sounds like you’re speaking from experience there, bud.

And hey, that’s okay. It’s 2024, you’re allowed to be gay.

 

 

Man, I really feel bad for visiting the wrong sub last month.

 

 

Don’t act like you wouldn’t stay at home playing Valorant and eating chicken nuggies all day.

 

 

Redditor discovers marriage.

 

 

This is a dumb comparison and you’re dumb for posting it.

 

 

Men are so cute and adorable I love it so much.

Shit.

 

 

Do whatever mental gymnastics you want bro, it’s still not cool for you to bang teenage girls.

 

 

But what does this mean for the male feminists over at r/MensLib?

Also, call me when it’s Izabella Scorupco (Natalya from GoldenEye, you stupid plebe) giving her opinion. I don’t care about any Bond movies after Die Another Day, and refuse to care until Idris Elba plays Bond.

 

 

This didn’t happen. You have schizophrenia. Please get off of Reddit and seek professional help.

 

 

Speak for yourself, loser.

 

 

There’s an old adage about arguing on the internet and running in the Special Olympics, and it most certainly applies here.

 

 

To be fair, it’s India. Rape is basically their national pastime, like baseball or soccer.

 

 

Speaking of India, here’s the Indian version of Lorena Bobbitt.

 

 

In the next four years? Where the hell have you been for the last four? We went past 100 a long time ago.

 

 

“Just because reproductive instincts compel men to look at women in bikinis doesn’t mean men want sex.”

Did you bother to read your post before you submitted it, or did you just say “I can typing!!” and mash a bunch of keys?

 

 

Protection from Abuse orders don’t work that way.

But I wouldn’t expect someone attempting to solicit legal advice from r/MensRights to understand that.

 

 

“It’s not my fault I can’t get a date, it’s everyone else’s.”

The classic incel creedo.

 

 

Women and children are more important to ensuring the survival of a society than men.

Idiot.

 

 

Something something Catholic Church, pedophile priests, etc.

 

 

God I wish that were me.

But I also wish the girl was 18, because that’s the legal age of consent in Pennsylvania.

I also wish the girl was Poppy.

 

 

Wait, she’s upset that her kid drowned while bystanders did nothing, and she’s the narcissist?

 

 

Shut up incel, nobody cares what you think.

 

 

An uplifting post with positive affirmation?

You fucking bitch, GTFO.

 

 

It’s accomplished increasing the Reddit karma of guys looking for a pat on their ass and a hug.

 

 

r/MensRights user is inspired by Andrew Tate. There’s a big fucking surprise.

 

 

Still sounds better than most of the shit Hollywood is churning out these days.

 

 

Goddammit, where’s the blind incel rage? This is just sad.

 

 

Yo can you help me find it? I promised my readers blind incel rage and so far I haven’t been able to produce any. I’m fucking floundering out here man.

 

 

Hey England, what’s going on over there? Are you guys alright? Starmer isn’t going to threaten to extradite Americans again over this, is he?

 

 

You know what, maybe I was right to do r/MensLib after all. It was more entertaining than this shit.

 

 

Oh hell yeah, here we go. This isn’t quite the incel rage I wanted, but we’re on the right track. Call me Gwen Stefani, because I have no doubt that we’ll find it soon.

 

 

“All women are just like the bitches I see on TikTok.”

I’ve picked up the scent of Mountain Dew, chicken nuggets, and stale Doritos. Blind incel rage is definitely nearby.

 

 

Finally found some real inkwells incels!

The comment chain was super long and I wasn’t gonna screenshot all that shit. Read the full exchange here.

 

 

Alright, mission accomplished! Where’s my banner? Oh, here it is:

 

Anyway, I’m done ragging on the incels and the feminists for a while. Next month’s Reddit Revue will definitely be r/Elon, a subreddit dedicated to everyone’s favorite con artist.

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Adam "Angry_Jerk" Baker is the CEO of the AJnet Organization, and the Editor-in-Chief of AJnet Magazine. He hails from the fine village of Northeast Philadelphia, where he lives with his wonderful and amazing girlfriend, who definitely isn't looking over his shoulder as he writes this.