Cocomelon is a stupid show!
I hate Cocomelon!
It’s so stupid, all they do is sing baby songs! My little brother Aiden watches this stupid show all day every day and it makes him scream like an annoying little brat over every little stupid thing!
The episode is over? Time to scream!
The song is over? Time to scream!
The stupid cartoon baby is crying? Time to scream!
Mom says Aiden is autistic so that’s why he screams all the time but I think she’s wrong. I think Aiden screams all the time because Cocomelon is making him do it! If it’s not Cocomelon’s fault then why does Aiden stop screaming every time mom puts it on for him? Cocomelon is just like drugs. We learned about drugs in school. Ms. Lana says drugs are bad because you can get addicted to them. Ms. Lana says that people get addicted to drugs and it hurts if they stop taking them. My little brother screams if he stops watching Cocomelon just like people who stop taking drugs.
One time we went to Applebee’s and Aiden wouldn’t eat his food because he was watching Cocomelon instead. Dad took his tablet away and instead of eating Aiden started screaming and crying. I wanted to hit him so bad but mom and dad told me not to make a scene in the restaurant again or I couldn’t play Fortnite for two weeks. Aiden kept screaming for five minutes and threw crayons at the server. Mom gave him his tablet back and let him watch Cocomelon and he stopped crying. He didn’t even eat his food or anything, mom and dad had to take it home.
Cocomelon is so stupid. Here’s an episode of Cocomelon but if I wrote it instead!
JJ, Nico, and CeCe are playing and singing a stupid song when suddenly they get taken into Minecraft. JJ is a dumb baby so he gets taken by an enderman. CeCe gets eaten by zombies. Nico tries to build a house but he gets blown up by a creeper and dies. The end!
Cocomelon is the stupidest show ever. Stranger Things and Walking Dead are so much better than Cocomelon and you should let your kids watch them instead!