Opinion, satire, reviews, commentary, and assorted nonsense since 2007.
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The Truth™ About Dating Apps!
According to Alex Jonestown, dating apps aren’t helping people find love. They’re harvesting humanity’s deepest desires to train artificial intelligence. Follow the data trail from endless swiping to AI companions, depopulation, and the ever-present shadow of John K. Worthington III. The Truth™ may be stranger than you think.
Latest
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The Truth™ About Dating Apps!
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Buzzwords That Annoy the Shit Out of Me
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Fight Night – Slappy vs Chuckie
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Yowayowa Sensei: How Did This Lady Get a Teaching Degree?
The Angry Jerk
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Buzzwords That Annoy the Shit Out of Me
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The Epstein Case: Where Is the Accountability?
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Google’s “Helpful Content” Isn’t Helping Anyone
Features
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The Truth™ About Dating Apps!
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Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 1 & 2 – The Tedium of Man
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Yup, King of the Hill’s Still Got It
Fun
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Fight Night – Slappy vs Chuckie
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Philadelphia testing “optional traffic laws” program
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Productivity Hacks For People Who Mistakenly Believe They Matter
AJnet Anime Club
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Yowayowa Sensei: How Did This Lady Get a Teaching Degree?
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Hell’s Paradise Is a Beautiful, Violent Fever Dream
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Needy Girl Overdose is the worst anime I’ve watched in 2026
Reviews
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Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 1 & 2 – The Tedium of Man
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Yup, King of the Hill’s Still Got It
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1632 Is Connecticut Yankee on Steroids
Offbeat
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Someone Was Stabbed at The Angry Jerk, So Naturally I’m Writing About It
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I Accidentally Invented a New Sport (You’re Welcome)
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Good News Everyone, I’m Not Dead!
AJnet Magazine is the long-running independent publication created by Adam “The Angry Jerk” Baker in 2007. Featuring opinion writing, satire, reviews, internet culture, and recurring editorial personalities, AJnet blends old-school internet identity with a modern magazine format.
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