• Why Does Hollywood Keep Making Remakes, Reboots, and Sequels?

    Why Does Hollywood Keep Making Remakes, Reboots, and Sequels?

    Hollywood keeps digging up old franchises, not because there are no new ideas, but because studio executives are afraid to take chances. AJ takes aim at decades-late sequels, lazy remakes, and an industry that would rather recycle the past than bet on something original.


Latest

  • Why Does Hollywood Keep Making Remakes, Reboots, and Sequels?

    Why Does Hollywood Keep Making Remakes, Reboots, and Sequels?

  • When Ten Minutes Becomes a Management Problem

    When Ten Minutes Becomes a Management Problem

  • Peach Girl Had Me Yelling at My TV

    Peach Girl Had Me Yelling at My TV

  • The Truth™ About Gas Prices Ending in 9/10!

    The Truth™ About Gas Prices Ending in 9/10!

  • Capitalism Didn’t Fail Us, Greed Did

    Capitalism Didn’t Fail Us, Greed Did

  • REDDIT REVUE: r/Witchcraft (2026)

    REDDIT REVUE: r/Witchcraft (2026)


The Angry Jerk

  • Why Does Hollywood Keep Making Remakes, Reboots, and Sequels?

    Why Does Hollywood Keep Making Remakes, Reboots, and Sequels?

  • Capitalism Didn’t Fail Us, Greed Did

    Capitalism Didn’t Fail Us, Greed Did

  • Nobody Wants to Talk to Your Fucking Chatbot

    Nobody Wants to Talk to Your Fucking Chatbot


Features

  • When Ten Minutes Becomes a Management Problem

    When Ten Minutes Becomes a Management Problem

  • REDDIT REVUE: r/Witchcraft (2026)

    REDDIT REVUE: r/Witchcraft (2026)

  • AJnet Archives – Private businesses are not bound by the Constitution

    AJnet Archives – Private businesses are not bound by the Constitution


Fun

  • The Truth™ About Gas Prices Ending in 9/10!

    The Truth™ About Gas Prices Ending in 9/10!

  • Fight Night – Mareo vs. Louie – Super Copyright Bros.

    Fight Night – Mareo vs. Louie – Super Copyright Bros.

  • Researchers warn umbrella use may be causing rain

    Researchers warn umbrella use may be causing rain


AJnet Anime Club

  • Peach Girl Had Me Yelling at My TV

    Peach Girl Had Me Yelling at My TV

  • Baki Hanma vs. Kengan Ashura was fun, but played it too safe

    Baki Hanma vs. Kengan Ashura was fun, but played it too safe

  • Rozen Maiden is Surprisingly Dark for an Anime About Dolls

    Rozen Maiden is Surprisingly Dark for an Anime About Dolls


Reviews

  • Coyote vs. Acme – The Movie Warner Bros. Tried to Bury

    Coyote vs. Acme – The Movie Warner Bros. Tried to Bury

  • Dave’s Hot Chicken? More Like Dave’s Hot Garbage.

    Dave’s Hot Chicken? More Like Dave’s Hot Garbage.

  • Goddammit, KPop Demon Hunters is actually kind of good.

    Goddammit, KPop Demon Hunters is actually kind of good.


Editorials

  • Israel Has the Right to Exist

    Israel Has the Right to Exist

  • Don’t Underestimate Humans

    Don’t Underestimate Humans

  • Stop Using Antisemitism as a Shield

    Stop Using Antisemitism as a Shield


Offbeat

  • Frosty’s Booze ‘n Boos Ghost Hunt Extravaganza!

    Frosty’s Booze ‘n Boos Ghost Hunt Extravaganza!

  • The Great Jukebox War of 2019!

    The Great Jukebox War of 2019!

  • Apparently Anime Cars Are A Thing

    Apparently Anime Cars Are A Thing


From the Editor’s Desk

  • I Did An Interview With Yozuki Drive (Again)

    I Did An Interview With Yozuki Drive (Again)

  • We’ve Revamped Rantlister!

    We’ve Revamped Rantlister!

  • Big changes are here!

    Big changes are here!


AJnet Magazine is the long-running independent publication created by Adam “The Angry Jerk” Baker in 2007. Featuring opinion writing, satire, reviews, internet culture, and recurring editorial personalities, AJnet blends old-school internet identity with a modern magazine format.

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