Year: 2015

Rage against the road

A few articles back, I wrote about Slowskis, a plague that blights America’s roadways....

Toblerone bars are fucking awesome

Behold, the apex of candy: For you heathen bastards who don’t recognize this work of edible epicness, it’s a Toblerone bar. What the fuck is...

I hate slowskis

You all know what a Slowski is. No, I’m not talking about the turtles from that Comcast commercial (Christ bro the spelling is even different...