Minecraft on Xbox is bullshit
Am I the only one who realizes how much this game actually sucks?...
What happens when you fuck up my food
Some time ago, the local Checkers (Rally’s to some of you) fucked up my order. Worse, they took 20 minutes to do it....
Your shitty tattoo isn’t “artistic expression”
A disturbing new trend has emerged in America: Everywhere I go, I’m surrounded by skanky-looking women with the same ugly bland tattoos. The butterfly on...
Tomatoes taste like shit
If you took a clump of shit, rolled it into a ball, and dyed it red, you’d have a tomato. Tomatoes ruin anything they touch...
April Fool’s Day sucks
“Hey AJ, why don’t you celebrate April Fool’s Day?”...