Year: 2011

In what I hope will become a yearly tradition here at AngryJerk.net, here’s my take on some of the past year’s events, some of which...

Today I went to the post office. All I had to do was mail a small package to a friend. That’s it. Sounds simple enough,...

THIS IS NOT YOU. I’m sick and tired of these stupid fucks who can’t watch an episode of Jersey Shore without feeling the need to...

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About a month or so ago, I was in GameStop getting my fix of mocking Call of Duty fantards, when an advertisement on their TV...

As sorry as I am to admit this, I find “Jackass” to be funny. Their outlandish over-the-top pranks, insanely dangerous stunts, and downright disgusting antics...

We’ve all heard the “official” story behind 9/11 countless times. “A bunch of Islamic extremists hijacked planes and crashed them into the World Trade Center...

When it comes to the Twilight series, it’s the same fucking thing everywhere I go....

On August 23, 2011, Joey Vento, the owner of Geno’s Cheesesteaks, proprietor of money-generating controversy, and self-proclaimed expert on motorcycle safety, has died of a...

Here in the great trashcan known as Filthadumpia, we’ve been having a slight problem with so-called “flash mobs“. Groups of uppity black youngsters are gathering...

I hate when people try to throw their beliefs in my face. You’ve got an opinion on something? Great, I’ll be more than happy to...

A couple of weeks ago, I gave readers the opportunity to ask me two questions per person (or sockpuppet email address if they really wanted)....

Today I discovered that my “About” page might be lacking in some things, like answers to actual questions and not just shit that I made...

The other night, I had the misfortune of watching “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” for the first time. My experience left me feeling akin to a...

In July of 2008, I left behind a city full of people sporting Philadelphia Eagles jerseys, flags, and other assorted merchandise. Everybody in the city...