2011: A look back
In what I hope will become a yearly tradition here at AngryJerk.net, here’s my take on some of the past year’s events, some of which...
Going postal
Today I went to the post office. All I had to do was mail a small package to a friend. That’s it. Sounds simple enough,...
You are NOT a Jersey Shore character, now shut the fuck up
THIS IS NOT YOU. I’m sick and tired of these stupid fucks who can’t watch an episode of Jersey Shore without feeling the need to...
REVIEW: Blazing Pocket’s review of AngryJerk.net
[Article] http://blazingpocket.com/reviews/item/10295-angryjerknet [Owner] Lanzar [Platform] HTML. Just in case you forgot you were browsing the internet. [Layout] Either a sloppy mess of tables, or a...
Back to the Future: The Game
About a month or so ago, I was in GameStop getting my fix of mocking Call of Duty fantards, when an advertisement on their TV...
Bam Margera is a faggot and his parents are annoying fucks
As sorry as I am to admit this, I find “Jackass” to be funny. Their outlandish over-the-top pranks, insanely dangerous stunts, and downright disgusting antics...
The REAL masterminds behind 9/11
We’ve all heard the “official” story behind 9/11 countless times. “A bunch of Islamic extremists hijacked planes and crashed them into the World Trade Center...
Twilight bashing is fucking stupid
When it comes to the Twilight series, it’s the same fucking thing everywhere I go....
Joey Vento: Requiem for a jackass
On August 23, 2011, Joey Vento, the owner of Geno’s Cheesesteaks, proprietor of money-generating controversy, and self-proclaimed expert on motorcycle safety, has died of a...
Philadelphia’s new curfew
Here in the great trashcan known as Filthadumpia, we’ve been having a slight problem with so-called “flash mobs“. Groups of uppity black youngsters are gathering...
You’re here, you’re queer, now shut the hell up
I hate when people try to throw their beliefs in my face. You’ve got an opinion on something? Great, I’ll be more than happy to...
AJ answers your questions
A couple of weeks ago, I gave readers the opportunity to ask me two questions per person (or sockpuppet email address if they really wanted)....
Ask AJ!
Today I discovered that my “About” page might be lacking in some things, like answers to actual questions and not just shit that I made...
Aqua Teen Hunger Force sucks
The other night, I had the misfortune of watching “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” for the first time. My experience left me feeling akin to a...
I hate fair-weather fans
In July of 2008, I left behind a city full of people sporting Philadelphia Eagles jerseys, flags, and other assorted merchandise. Everybody in the city...