2010: A look back
This past year has been marked by many events, some of which I’ve commented on, some of which I haven’t....
Internet censorship is a crazy idea
So now the FCC is looking to bring the internet under their regulation....
AJ’s guide to success
Tired of being a miserable failure? Here are some ways to ensure that you succeed in life....
A group of the world’s wealthiest people conspiring against the lower and middle classes? Impossible!
Why is the idea of a cabal of the world’s wealthiest people conspiring behind the scenes such a far-fetched idea?...
Jersey Shore is garbage
Jersey Shore is garbage, and so are the people who watch it....
DJ Egg on the Winamp support forums is an asshole
Winamp dev DJ Egg is an unhelpful prick and a snarky douchebag....
Seeding ratios are for assholes
What’s with all these torrent sites suddenly demanding their users to maintain a seeding ratio?...
Stop the fucking presses, a white girl has gone missing!
Seriously, why does the national media like to obsess over missing white females?...
The new queen of AngryJerk.net
Readers, I’ve been doing a lot of soul searching (masturbating), and I’ve finally come to accept that while Grace Slick is the queen this site...
The war for the internet is on
The battle for the internet rages on, readers....
Minecraft is full of elitist assholes
For some time, I’ve been addicted to a game called “Minecraft“....
Joey Vento is still a jackass
Some time ago, I did an article attacking Joey Vento, the owner of a tourist-trap eatery in Philadelphia....
Insane Clown Posse is shit
I tried to avoid writing about ICP, since everyone and their mother has already done this. But then I realized I don’t give a fuck...
List of things I would do if I could time travel
Here are some things I would do if I could time travel....
College is the most successful scam in the world
Some of the most annoying people on the planet are the assholes who constantly pressure you to go to college and “make something of yourself”....