Year: 2008

Fuck you, I’m a Marine!

If you join the Marines, you automatically become invulnerable. That wasn’t true, but it definitely sounded good, didn’t it?...

I’d chill with Bush

The presidency of George W. Bush can be summed up in two simple words: Dismal failure....

The 10 best things about music ever

I did an article about the ten worst things about music, so I’m going to do one about the ten best things about music....

Joey Vento is a jackass

Normally I won’t write anything that people outside of Philadelphia won’t get, but this guy has had it coming for a while....

Windows Vista can choke on a dick

Windows Vista is the shittiest thing I have ever encountered. I’ve had diarrhea less shittier than Windows Vista....

Public bathrooms

I try to avoid public restrooms if I can, since I’m insecure about my dick size....

Karma can kiss my ass

It all started with a trip to Walmart to pick up some camping supplies....

Beer bashes in the woods blow

I like walking through the woods around my neighborhood. Nothing beats just going for a stroll under the trees....