Year: 2007

TROLLED: Ankaeo Forums

I’ll be frank. I haven’t had the motivation to do a new TROLLED! in a while, since I thought the first one was a flop....

The lying wop or the controlling cunt?

I hate the presidential elections. 99% of the time, both choices are useless. Gore and Bush. Bush and Kerry. Now, Clinton and Giuliani....

I should be God, Part 2

Last time, I told you how boring the Bible was, and how I fell asleep reading it....

Spiderman 3 is trash

I managed to get a free bootleg copy of the new Spider Man movie, and all I can say is I’m glad I didn’t spend...

The Dead Kennedys pwn

There are three bands that kick major ass: Iron Maiden, the Dead Kennedys, and the Beatles....

Rocky Balboa blew

In my city, all the McDagos are raving about how great the new Rocky movie was....

I Should Be God

I was at work last Sunday, when one of my groupies came in for breakfast. Apparently, she had just come from church, with her religious...

Being a Bus Boy Ain’t Easy

I work at a restaurant as a busboy. Part of my job is also to get people their menus and drinks....