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WHERE'S THE LOVE, STUMBLEUPON?
A couple of months ago, Kobra of Kobra's Corner submitted my "Attention Pedophiles" article to StumbleUpon, a website where users can find content they like and express their approval or disapproval of it. It's a big community, and when you get a lot of people together on one spot on the internet, retardation is almost certain to be abound. All I did was post the IP address of some guy who found my website via a search for "Jerk me off little girls" and call him a pedophile. Let's face it, that phrase can only mean one thing: The guy wants a little girl to jerk him off. That makes him a pedophile, pure and simple.
Yesterday, I experienced the largest surge of hits ever because of this article. Over 300 hits in a day for that shitty article, and that's only from the free tracker on the index page. If I went to my host's tracker, I could probably find more hits on other parts. I can only assume some popular person on StumbleUpon favorited it and his or her followers saw it and checked it out. I don't really know how StumbleUpon works because I don't use it for anything.
Of course, there are always the moralfags that have to whine and complain about "mean people". Here are some comments from the StumbleUpon community on my half-assed article:
NC2K writes:
Hmm, search results like that are a pretty rare anomaly. Sounds more like the website author has pissed off the wrong person with one of his many rants and they in turn keyword bombed a few search engines. The rest of the site is equally as unintelligent and I refuse to add to his page hits any further. Added site to my blocked list. For the record I DO NOT condone the actions of the person he is attempting to shame either. That is just sickening.
This guy is a fucking idiot. I want to say he's being sarcastic with "Search results like that are a pretty rare anomaly", but the rest of his comment leads me to believe that he is very much serious about this. Not going to further add to my page hits? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Anything but that! It's not like others read this site on a daily basis or anything. NC2K may sound like he's my intellectual superior, but keep in mind he's writing a serious review about an article that's basically two paragraphs of me calling someone a pedophile faggot and wishing the person was raped in prison.
Baldrin writes:
I thumbed it down because, well..... that was just dumb posting the IP Address. Hey, I sat in seat 54G Row H at Dodger's stadium in the last two years. Now you all know who I am.
If the IP address is changing hands frequently (a dynamic IP), why the fuck does it matter if I posted it? And what made posting it "dumb"? Was it dumb as in "That's a dumb move that you're sure to face serious repercussions for," or dumb as in "That was a dumb idea for an article and you should be ashamed for posting it"? I can agree with the latter, but I'm keeping it up just to piss faggots like you off.
itpdadmin writes:
Thanks for the racist comment you SOB. Why not use cracker?
You must not have read the rest of this website if all you're offended by is me using the word "nigger". I didn't even think people on the internet still got offended by that word. You must be a hit at parties. Crybaby pussy. Also, cracker is no where near as fun of a word to say as "nigger". Stupid fucking nigger.
demonkill writes:
VIGILANTE JUSTICE WITH AT BEST SHAKY EVIDENCE FUCK YEA! USING THE WORD NIGGER IN A DEROGATORY SENSE HAHA FUCKING HILARIOUS! I Also I live in England and don't have a dynamic IP so I can call bs on that 1.
Now I'm all for vigilante justice on a whim, but not everything has to be about justice. Couldn't I have simply done it to stir up shit from over-sensitive faggots who would most certainly bitch about me posting an IP address?
Magesx writes:
hey guys please read my website i'm just like maddox i promise
What the fuck are you talking about, I'm nothing like Maddox. Also, I'm working on a secret project, so instead of updating three times a year, I'm only going to update once a year. Here are some things you can do in the meanwhile:
-Fuck off
-Not email me
I'm so edgy, insulting my own fans.
To sum up each of those posts:
Go cry some more, faggits.
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